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# (untitled)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/-06-2011/
- Published: 2011-06-13T21:35:46.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-14T05:35:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Well, this night didn't go as Abigail had hoped.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/116007635.jpg "Abigail Breslin")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=411432&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The girl is a walking s'more: chocolate atop marshmallow, with a little subtle crunch at the bottom. Whatever scared her into dumping cocoa all over her shirt was doing her a real thematic favor. Unfortunately, that same frightening whatever could have been her hair, shrieking at the sight of itself as a Kelly Bundy-Donna Martin hybrid that is -- as references go -- older than Abigail is. And so now I need to go tell a whippersnapper to get off my lawn while muttering about VO-5 hot-oil treatments and the importance of fit and proportions and "such a pretty girl" and these young people today don't understand stain-stick the way we did.