Faith Hill in Andrew Gn

This is a gorgeous, gorgeous jumpsuit (or separates?) that demands a pointy shoe just so we can see some feet. Maybe a gold boot.

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill

Tim and Faith play a married couple on the show, which should make the job a bit easier. This is a weird thing to say, I realize, but I often feel like Tim McGraw doesn't come across with as much energy when he's not wearing his hat.

Isabel May in Prada

This is fine. She looks like a sequel to Brie Larson to me.

Sam Elliott

By law, there cannot be a Western without Sam Elliott involved, and this must be the franchise's attempt to correct Yellowstone's breach.

LaMonica Garrett

He wears that hat WELL. Damn.

James Landry Hebert

He has taken his chin's role in this series very, very seriously. Do we think that's villain facial hair? It is, right?

Ana Ularu, Marc Rissmann

This could ALSO be villainous. This guy really gets intense cheek growth.

Eric Nelsen

Or is HE the villain because he's just too carefully manscaped to be trusted?

Billy Bob Thornton

Or is HE the villain because... just because?

Graciela Brancusi

As if her arm bags weren't enough, the long pearl chain her purse seems excessively irritating to drag around all night. SOMEONE'S heel is going to catch in that thing.

Emma Laird in Dior

That's a bit... fussy... for me.

Dawn Olivieri

This is SO simple that I think it needed some accessory juice.

Anna Fiamora

Same. This slideshow was very bracelet-deficient.

Amanda Jaros

Amanda avoided the bracelet issue by deploying long sleeves, and the gown is aces.

The "1883" Premiere is Brought to You By Robust Facial Hair

(It's the Yellowstone prequel.)