2004 Teen People Young Hollywood Party

Lindsay Lohan

It feels good to type this again, like old times: What is Lindsay wearing?! A sheer poncho AND a low-waisted jean skirt AND a belt buckle of a pirate!! Classic.

Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton

I forgot they dated and I'm sure he was awful to her; Mischa honestly looks VERY cute here and this hasn't aged....terribly?

Rachel Bilson

Is that what we used to call a Going Out Skirt over her jeans? And of course the early aughts Skinny Scarf, several of which I've held on to for when they assuredly come back.

Samaire Armstrong

This just SCREAMS 2004 -- up to and including that the event is sponsored by Sims 2, a game which sucked up a LOT of my sleep time.

Adam Brody and Drew Fuller

Adam Brody looks hot, I gotta say it. Drew Fuller, if you don't recall, was on Charmed. A LOT of CW stars at this party.

Kelly Osbourne "and boyfriend Michael"

Kelly looks so annoyed here! But also that dress is a classic. I cannot further ID "boyfriend Michael."

Amy Davidson and Kaley Cuoco

This too is powerfully POWERFULLY 2004!!!!! What -- and I include myself in this -- were any of us thinking?

Nicole Richie

Ah, yes! The glow-up has begun here.

Bow Wow

I'm concerned about the length of these jeans.

Alexa Vega

Honestly, this is....cute??????

Chris Pratt

Hey! It's back when Chris Pratt looked like a hot dirtbag!

Zachary Levi

OF COURSE someone is wearing a Vote For Pedro shirt. This was the time period where I myself owned a Mrs Seth Cohen tee shirt which I am ENRAGED I got rid of.