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Nicole Kidman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1064524ae) Nicole Kidman 'Nine' film premiere, Ziegfeld Theatre, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

I do need to note that, other than this unfortch HD issue, Nicole's head looks great here!

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Henry Lamb/Photowire/BEI/Shutterstock (1064484ac) Nicole Kidman 'Nine' film premiere, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

But I feel like this is weirdly understyled? A necklace would be too much perhaps? Does she need longer earrings? Will I end all of these sentences with a question mark?

Penelope Cruz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1064524ed) Penelope Cruz 'Nine' film premiere, Ziegfeld Theatre, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

With the obvious note that we LOVED satin in 2009 -- she looks GREAT in this, and it's great on her.

Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Greg Allen/Shutterstock (1064459al) Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn 'Nine' film premiere, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

Both of these women are very cute and 11 years later and I still sort of want Kate to clip off her train.

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Shutterstock (1064473ah) Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen 'Nine' film premiere, Ziegfeld Theatre, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

I kind of love BOTH of these and I do need to admit that I appreciated 2009's affection for bracelets. Let's bring back your arm party!

Judi Dench

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Shutterstock (1064473ap) Judi Dench 'Nine' film premiere, Ziegfeld Theatre, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

Elegant AND seasonal.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/BEI/Shutterstock (1064494ak) Emmanuelle Chriqui 'Nine' film premiere, Ziegfeld Theatre, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

Truly, if I were asked to conjure a 2009 Red Carpet Look out of thin air, this might be what emerged: platform heels and a bandage dress.

Zoe Kravitz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Shutterstock (1064473bo) Zoe Kravitz 'Nine' film premiere, Ziegfeld Theatre, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

I'm not totally sure what Zoe is actually wearing here. Is it shorts?

Madonna

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1064487q) Madonna 'Nine' film premiere, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

Classic Madge. (It was about this period of time that Madonna got very concerned about her hands and wore a lot of gloves. It IS hard to keep one's hands looking young. My own hands are those of a gnarled crone, much like my heart.)

Rachel Roy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Allocca/Starpix/Shutterstock (5630363bi) Rachel Roy 'Nine' film premiere, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

I still kinda dig these shoes, to be totally frank.

Daniel Day-Lewis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1064487t) Daniel Day-Lewis 'Nine' film premiere, New York, America - 15 Dec 2009

A perfectly covetable coat.

The 2009 New York Premiere of "Nine" Was SO 2009
SO much satin.

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