> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # 2012 Oscars Best and Worst - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2012-oscars-best-and-worst/ - Published: 2012-03-02T16:00:33.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-26T01:02:27.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Alessandra Ambrosio ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/alessandra-ambrosio.jpg) Fine. I guess there's a reason she's a model. ## Amy Adams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Amy-Adams.jpg) Shiny! ## Angelina Jolie ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Angelina-Jolie.jpg) Leggy! ## Anika Noni Rose ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Anika-Noni-Rose.jpg) She's just here to kidnap our finest, beam them up to her spaceship (The Bazonga), and probe them. No big ## Anna Faris ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Anna-Faris.jpg) Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. (You can interpret that as an "awww yeaaah" or a "ugh, yeah," as needed.) ## Anna Paquin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Anna-Paquin.jpg) This looks like their holiday card. ## Ashley Tisdale ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Ashley-Tisdale.jpg) Oh, hey! The Tiz is still alive. ## Bar Rafaeli ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Bar-Rafaeli.jpg) I like to think the other side of her face -- the hair-covered part -- is actually SECRETLY DEFORMED, like the Joker. I don't WANT that for her. I just like it from a gossip standpoint. ## Berenice Bejo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Berenice-Bejo.jpg) Wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Oh, wait, how would you say that in French? "Woi-woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii." ## Brooklyn Decker ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Brooklyn-Decker.jpg) I am worried about her and Andy. I'll just say it. ## Busy Phillips ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Busy-Phillips.jpg) "HAHAHAHAH let's talk more about Pacey." ## Cameron Diaz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Cameron-Diaz.jpg) I enjoy the dress, maybe? I LOVE the dude behind her, who is so very smile-y. ## Cameron Diaz 2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Cameron-Diaz-2.jpg) But I might like this dress better. Also: better hair. ## Claire Danes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Claire-Danes.jpg) So girly. ## Diane Kruger ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Diane-Kruger.jpg) WHERE IS PACEY? I'm worried. ## Dianna Agron ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Dianna-Agron.jpg) Easy! Breezy! ## Elizabeth Banks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Elizabeth-Banks.jpg) Flightless! ## Elizabeth Olsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Elizabeth-Olsen.jpg) Gloomsville? ## Ellie Kemper ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Ellie-Kemper.jpg) Shiny! She's so cute. ## Emily Revenge VanCamp ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Emily-Revenge-VanCamp.jpg) There's some kind of revenge going on somewhere in here. ## Emma Stone ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Emma-Stone.jpg) She is ALSO so cute. Although this looks like a formal neck tourniquet. ## Emma Stone 2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Emma-Stone-2.jpg) Sigh. Maybe regroup before Spiderman: Take Off Your Pants or whatever it's called starts its media press. ## Felicity Jones ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Felicity-Jones.jpg) This just wipes clean! ## Ginnifer Goodwin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Ginnifer-Goodwin.jpg) This just....I don't even know what this does, actually. ## Glenn Close ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Glenn-Close.jpg) She will boil your bunny if you don't vote for her. ## Gwen Stefani ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Gwen-Stefani.jpg) It's like a lovely line drawing of her vascular system. ## Gwyneth Paltrow ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Gwyneth-Paltrow.jpg) She will ALSO be taking us to her leader later, and her leader is Harvey Weinstein. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Heidi-Klum.jpg) You're better off without him, girl. ## Irina Shayk ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Irina-Shayk.jpg) "Side boob" anagrams to....shoot, Heather's better at anagrams than I am. ## J. Lo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/J.-Lo.jpg) HOLA LOVERS ## J. Lo 2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/J.-Lo-2.jpg) HOLA LOVERS PART DOS ## January Jones ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/January-Jones.jpg) This is possibly as misguided as any number of things Betty Draper has do to and in front of her children. ## Janet McTeer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/janet-mcteer.jpg) Nicely done, McTeer. See you in 30 years. ## Jessica Chastian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/jessica-chastain.jpg) Thanks for holding up your end of the Jessica Deal, Chastain. (The Jessica Deal is, of course, when all the Jessicas in the world got together and agreed to do all we could to fight the PR damage that Simpson/Biel are going to our good name. We only let Alba in at the last minute.) ## Joan Collins ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Joan-Collins.jpg) We're not worthy. ## Judy Greer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Judy-Greer.jpg) Meh. ## Julie Bowen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Julie-Bowen.jpg) Suddenly, I feel far less in danger of getting scurvy. ## Karolina Kurkova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Karolina-Kurkova.jpg) Suddenly, I feel weird. ## Kat Graham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Kat-Graham.jpg) You're still boss, Kat Graham. ## Kate Beckinsale ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Beckinsale.jpg) I enjoy that the framing of this shot makes it look like she's at a party for something called NITY. Which probably stands for National Institute of Tall Yahoos. They throw an AMAZING party. ## Kate Bosworth ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Bosworth.jpg) Sparkly! ## Kate Mara ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Kate-Mara.jpg) Dreary? ## Kate Upton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Upton.jpg) She looks pretty hot here, I gotta say. Her face is so much prettier in the real world than it was on the cover of SI. ## Katie Holmes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Katie-Holmes.jpg) I will seriously line up to buy Tom Cruise's Miracle Face Cream. Let's call it Cream de la Xenu. I WILL BUY IT. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Kate-Hudson.jpg) She also looks kinda great, facially. ## Katy Perry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Katy-Perry.jpg) We're done with the blue hair now, right? Between her and Kelly Osbourne, I feel like someone needs to make some kind of intervention. ## Kathleen Robertson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Kathleen-Robertson.jpg) Oh, Clare. What would Chancellor Arnold say? ## Kelly Ripa ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Kelly-Ripa.jpg) RIPA!!!! ## Kristen Wiig ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Kristen-Wiig.jpg) WIIG!!!! ## Lea Thompson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Lea-Thompson.jpg) So shiny! ## Leslie Mann ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Leslie-Mann.jpg) MANN!!! ## Lily Collins ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Lily-Collins.jpg) COLL -- nah, she hasn't earned that. Also, this is a LOT of dress. Also, can we agree that her Snow White movie looks terrible? TERRIBLE? ## Louise Roe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Louise-Roe.jpg) I feel like Louise might need more practice interviewing people before next awards season. (That being said: I am the worst interviewer in the world.) ## Malin Akerman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Malin-Akerman.jpg) Per IMDb, Malin has TEN MOVIES coming out this/next year. No wonder she's in a brace. ## Maria Menounos ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Maria-Menunos.jpg) She sure is pretty. ## Maria Sharapova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Maria-Sharapova.jpg) Dude, the Sexy Milkmaid costume is for OCTOBER. ## Marisa Miller ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Marisa-Miller.jpg) Speaking of sexy.... ## Maya Rudolph ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Maya-Rudolph.jpg) Good! ## Melanie Griffth ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Melanie-Griffth.jpg) Is it me, or has her face magically returned to normal lately? ## Melissa Leo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Melissa-Leo.jpg) Not so good. ## Melissa McCarthy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Melissa-McCarthy.jpg) Not good at all. ## Mena Suvari ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Mena-Suvari.jpg) SERIOUSLY REALLY NOT GOOD. ## Meryl Streep ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Meryl-Streep.jpg) So shiny! ## Michelle Roderiguez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Michelle-Roderiguez.jpg) Baby steps. Baby steps. ## Michelle Williams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Michelle-Williams.jpg) I feel like she will benefit from a long vacation. Right? ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Miley-Cyrus.jpg) She would benefit from a long vacation FROM ME. ## Milla Jovovich ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Milla-Jovovich.jpg) Fabulous. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Mischa-Barton.jpg) Could be so much worse. ## Missi Pyle ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Missi-Pyle.jpg) The color, at least, is good. ## Natalie Portman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Natalie-Portman.jpg) Charming! ## Nina Dobrev ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Nina-Dobrev.jpg) Classy! ## Octavia Spencer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Octavia-Spencer.jpg) Super classy! ## Olivia Wilde ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Olivia-Wilde.jpg) This seems uncharacteristically low key. ## Olivia Munn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Olivia-Munn.jpg) Oh god. I forgot this happened. Let me forget again. ## Olga Kurylenko ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Olga-Kurylenko.jpg) Green! (Soon, the comments on these slides will just be single letters.) ## Olga Sorokina ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Olga-Sorokina.jpg) Or punctuation. Like: ? ## Paula Patton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Paula-Patton.jpg) YOU are adorbs. This is underwhelms. ## Paz Vega ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Paz-Vega.jpg) Origami is so hot right now. ## Penelope Ann Miller ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Penelope-Ann-Miller.jpg) Snooze. ## Penelope Cruz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Penelope-Cruz.jpg) I mean, she never really looks BAD. ## Petra Nemcova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Petra-Nemcova.jpg) You'd think SHE'd never look bad AND YET. ## Posh and Becks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Posh-and-Becks.jpg) SMIZE. ## Princess Sadface Charlene ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Princess-Sadface-Charlene.jpg) This is like the opposite of Smizing. The polar opposite. ## Rashida Jones ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Rashida-Jones.jpg) The lovely and talented Ann Perkins. ## Robert Downey Jr ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Robert-Downey-Jr.jpg) Only he could pull this off. ## rooney mara ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/rooney-mara.jpg) The droopy and bummed Rooney Mara. ## Rosario Dawson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Rosario-Dawson.jpg) Droopy? Perhaps. Bummed? NO. ## Rose Byrne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Rose-Byrne.jpg) I've just given up on her ever smiling in pictures. ## Rosie Huntington-Whitely ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Rosie-Huntington-Whitely.jpg) This color is great on her, though. ## Salma Hayek ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Salma-Hayek.jpg) It seems telling that Salma ended up in our "hey, we didn't have anything to say about these, but here they are" round-up post. SALMA FREAKING HAYEK. DO BETTER. ## Sandy Bullock ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Sandy-Bullock.jpg) It's okay, you'll turn it out next time. ## Sarah Hyland ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Sarah-Hyland.jpg) Meh. ## Selena Gomez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Selena-Gomez.jpg) Is it really wrong that I really like the new Selena Gomez song? It's SO CATCHY in that Ashlee Simpson way. (Seriously, the first A. Simp Album is full of earworms.) ## Serena Williams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Serena-Williams.jpg) Condimentastic. ## Shaliene Woodley 2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Shaliene-Woodley-2.jpg) I actually really liked this TOO. Maybe I'm a Shaliene Woodley megafan now. ## Shaliene Woodley ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Shaliene-Woodley.jpg) I loved this. ## Sherri Shephard ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Sherri-Shephard.jpg) Not great? Not terrible. I like the blue. She needs to be on 30 Rock more. I'm seriously just free-associating now. ## Stacy Keibler ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Stacy-Keibler.jpg) Shiny! Relationship: T minus 6 weeks. ## Tina Fey ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/tina-fey.jpg) "Thank yew." ## Torrey DeVitto ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Torrey-DeVitto.jpg) I'm tired. Aren't you? Hasn't this week been endless? ## The Widow Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/The-Widow-Kardashian.jpg) Woe is she. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Vanessa-Hudgens.jpg) Is Selena Gomez kind of the new Vanessa Hudgens? ## Venus Williams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Venus-Williams.jpg) This does sort of make me want a tropical bev, which is always a good thing. ## Viola Davis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Viola-Davis.jpg) See you next go-round, Viola! ## Zoe Saldana ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/Zoe-Saldana.jpg) THIS is cracked out. [2012 Oscars Best and WorstLet's do this thing. 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