2012 Oscars Best and Worst

Alessandra Ambrosio

Fine. I guess there's a reason she's a model.

Amy Adams

Shiny!

Angelina Jolie

Leggy!

Anika Noni Rose

She's just here to kidnap our finest, beam them up to her spaceship (The Bazonga), and probe them. No big

Anna Faris

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. (You can interpret that as an "awww yeaaah" or a "ugh, yeah," as needed.)

Anna Paquin

This looks like their holiday card.

Ashley Tisdale

Oh, hey! The Tiz is still alive.

Bar Rafaeli

I like to think the other side of her face -- the hair-covered part -- is actually SECRETLY DEFORMED, like the Joker. I don't WANT that for her. I just like it from a gossip standpoint.

Berenice Bejo

Wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Oh, wait, how would you say that in French? "Woi-woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."

Brooklyn Decker

I am worried about her and Andy. I'll just say it.

Busy Phillips

"HAHAHAHAH let's talk more about Pacey."

Cameron Diaz

I enjoy the dress, maybe? I LOVE the dude behind her, who is so very smile-y.

Cameron Diaz 2

But I might like this dress better. Also: better hair.

Claire Danes

So girly.

Diane Kruger

WHERE IS PACEY? I'm worried.

Dianna Agron

Easy! Breezy!

Elizabeth Banks

Flightless!

Elizabeth Olsen

Gloomsville?

Ellie Kemper

Shiny! She's so cute.

Emily Revenge VanCamp

There's some kind of revenge going on somewhere in here.

Emma Stone

She is ALSO so cute. Although this looks like a formal neck tourniquet.

Emma Stone 2

Sigh. Maybe regroup before Spiderman: Take Off Your Pants or whatever it's called starts its media press.

Felicity Jones

This just wipes clean!

Ginnifer Goodwin

This just....I don't even know what this does, actually.

Glenn Close

She will boil your bunny if you don't vote for her.

Gwen Stefani

It's like a lovely line drawing of her vascular system.

Gwyneth Paltrow

She will ALSO be taking us to her leader later, and her leader is Harvey Weinstein.

Heidi Klum

You're better off without him, girl.

Irina Shayk

"Side boob" anagrams to....shoot, Heather's better at anagrams than I am.

J. Lo

HOLA LOVERS

J. Lo 2

HOLA LOVERS PART DOS

January Jones

This is possibly as misguided as any number of things Betty Draper has do to and in front of her children.

Janet McTeer

Nicely done, McTeer. See you in 30 years.

Jessica Chastian

Thanks for holding up your end of the Jessica Deal, Chastain. (The Jessica Deal is, of course, when all the Jessicas in the world got together and agreed to do all we could to fight the PR damage that Simpson/Biel are going to our good name. We only let Alba in at the last minute.)

Joan Collins

We're not worthy.

Judy Greer

Meh.

Julie Bowen

Suddenly, I feel far less in danger of getting scurvy.

Karolina Kurkova

Suddenly, I feel weird.

Kat Graham

You're still boss, Kat Graham.

Kate Beckinsale

I enjoy that the framing of this shot makes it look like she's at a party for something called NITY. Which probably stands for National Institute of Tall Yahoos. They throw an AMAZING party.

Kate Bosworth

Sparkly!

Kate Mara

Dreary?

Kate Upton

She looks pretty hot here, I gotta say. Her face is so much prettier in the real world than it was on the cover of SI.

Katie Holmes

I will seriously line up to buy Tom Cruise's Miracle Face Cream. Let's call it Cream de la Xenu. I WILL BUY IT.

Kate Hudson

She also looks kinda great, facially.

Katy Perry

We're done with the blue hair now, right? Between her and Kelly Osbourne, I feel like someone needs to make some kind of intervention.

Kathleen Robertson

Oh, Clare. What would Chancellor Arnold say?

Kelly Ripa

RIPA!!!!

Kristen Wiig

WIIG!!!!

Lea Thompson

So shiny!

Leslie Mann

MANN!!!

Lily Collins

COLL -- nah, she hasn't earned that. Also, this is a LOT of dress. Also, can we agree that her Snow White movie looks terrible? TERRIBLE?

Louise Roe

I feel like Louise might need more practice interviewing people before next awards season. (That being said: I am the worst interviewer in the world.)

Malin Akerman

Per IMDb, Malin has TEN MOVIES coming out this/next year. No wonder she's in a brace.

Maria Menounos

She sure is pretty.

Maria Sharapova

Dude, the Sexy Milkmaid costume is for OCTOBER.

Marisa Miller

Speaking of sexy....

Maya Rudolph

Good!

Melanie Griffth

Is it me, or has her face magically returned to normal lately?

Melissa Leo

Not so good.

Melissa McCarthy

Not good at all.

Mena Suvari

SERIOUSLY REALLY NOT GOOD.

Meryl Streep

So shiny!

Michelle Roderiguez

Baby steps. Baby steps.

Michelle Williams

I feel like she will benefit from a long vacation. Right?

Miley Cyrus

She would benefit from a long vacation FROM ME.

Milla Jovovich

Fabulous.

Mischa Barton

Could be so much worse.

Missi Pyle

The color, at least, is good.

Natalie Portman

Charming!

Nina Dobrev

Classy!

Octavia Spencer

Super classy!

Olivia Wilde

This seems uncharacteristically low key.

Olivia Munn

Oh god. I forgot this happened. Let me forget again.

Olga Kurylenko

Green! (Soon, the comments on these slides will just be single letters.)

Olga Sorokina

Or punctuation. Like: ?

Paula Patton

YOU are adorbs. This is underwhelms.

Paz Vega

Origami is so hot right now.

Penelope Ann Miller

Snooze.

Penelope Cruz

I mean, she never really looks BAD.

Petra Nemcova

You'd think SHE'd never look bad AND YET.

Posh and Becks

SMIZE.

Princess Sadface Charlene

This is like the opposite of Smizing. The polar opposite.

Rashida Jones

The lovely and talented Ann Perkins.

Robert Downey Jr

Only he could pull this off.

rooney mara

The droopy and bummed Rooney Mara.

Rosario Dawson

Droopy? Perhaps. Bummed? NO.

Rose Byrne

I've just given up on her ever smiling in pictures.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely

This color is great on her, though.

Salma Hayek

It seems telling that Salma ended up in our "hey, we didn't have anything to say about these, but here they are" round-up post. SALMA FREAKING HAYEK. DO BETTER.

Sandy Bullock

It's okay, you'll turn it out next time.

Sarah Hyland

Meh.

Selena Gomez

Is it really wrong that I really like the new Selena Gomez song? It's SO CATCHY in that Ashlee Simpson way. (Seriously, the first A. Simp Album is full of earworms.)