Diane Kruger in Chanel: Met Gala
We debated at length whether the pants are fully sheer, partly sheer, or just lined with baby pink so that they LOOK sheer. I think... if we have to think that hard about it, they might as well be sheer even if they aren't.
Darby Stanchfield
Skin is not nature's scroll work, y'all.
Stana Katic
This thing feels like it wants to be MORE sheer. Don't you get the sense it's rebelling against its slip?
Miranda Kerr
I'm not sure how naked this is, really. It's kind of half-assedly see-through. But it sure is WHOLE-assedly hideous.
January Jones in Lela Rose
No debate here. These ARE sheer pants. They're... leg tubes. And not the fun pneumatic kind.
Laura Carmichael in Vionnet
Slightly higher cutoff for the fabric than January's, so she qualifies as slightly more exposed. I dislike the overall concept less than JanJo's, although the construction is for the birds. Meaning some birds might actually have done it.
Blake Lively in Monique Lhuillier
I expected different from both her AND from Monique.
Sharon Stone
Round of applause. Sharon, you are... an experience, and I actually mean that lovingly.
Kourtney Kardashian
There might be netting in there, but I don't care. It's a jumpsuit ode to Pretty Woman and I CANNOT, and also somehow this hurts my feelings on Pretty Woman's behalf.
Cada Delevingne
Here, we're getting a hint of sideboob AND a hint of pelvic definition. And tongue. All so tasteful. No taste-bud puns intended, although now I wish I had.
Heidi Klum in Versace
More pelvis. Of course. OF COURSE.
Original entry here, full of attention-grabby naked people who could've made it in here but oh well.
Kate Hudson in Versace
Yes, Kate, it's the Buttocka Triangle, hilarious, move on.
Heather Graham
Hey, remember Heather Graham? Well, NOW you do, so I guess mission accomplished.
Original entry, with side view, here.
Rihanna
I think what's mostly noteworthy about this is, she wore it to a Met Gala after party, meaning she VACATED that glorious Guo Pei in favor of a tutu with armholes.
Jennifer Aniston in Versace
If she raises that roof any higher we might be in some trouble.
Rooney Mara in Givenchy
Nope.
Jordin Sparks
I am not clear how much of this is fake sheer or what but it's cruelty in dress form.
Irina Shayk in Versace
We are clearly in a phase where I was having trouble judging the progression of sheer/nudity, but this is at least unquestionably the more bare version of Aniston's. Also, we've had a very heavy Versace stretch here.
Holland Roden in Vivienne Tam
Sigh. Another cute dress undone by it being 75 percent window. That tube top under there is really underwhelming also, as if such a thing ever needed to be specified.
Rachel McAdams in Valentino
I can't. I'm so bummed out that I don't like her fashion more.
Alessandra Ambrosio
Yikes.
Kate Moss
And of course Kate Moss got involved.
Zoe Kravitz
So is she just in PASTIES, then?
Kim Kardashianin Givenchy
If she weren't pregnant, do you think she'd have bothered lining this?
Chrissy Teigen
This may be MORE naked than it looks, even, thanks to some sideboob. Chrissy had year full of exposure in all senses of the word.
Jennifer Lopez in Charbel Zoe
Remember that this one had cat-scratch nude streaks across the bum, too.
Lily Collins in Chanel
NO.
Tove Lo
Now that Jessica's (chafed, never-to-recover) eagle eyes have determined that Tove Lo is wearing panties, this is a lot LESS naked than we all feared.
Rita Ora
This just FEELS so much nakeder than some of the others, even with those pants.
Karolina Kurkova
What is even happening?
Serayah
Because what we've all longed for is a way to combine lingerie with the straight-up sex appeal of venetian blinds.
Kylie Jenner
... at least she thought to grab a jacket?
Kim Kardashian in Roberto Cavalli
Of the Met Ball Nakeds, she was the least problematic. But this was also a pretty damn close ringer for a Givenchy that Beyonce once wore to the Met, which feels like a problem. Especially given that it means they knocked off Kanye's good pal.
Jada Pinkett-Smith in Zuhair Murad
Good grief.
Nicki Minaj
Even MORE strategic crotch spangles.
FKA Twigs in Versace
Hello, Donatella, old friend.
Gwen Stefani in Yousef Al-Jasmi
On balance this might not be as naked as some, but in terms of how surprised and shrieky I was when I saw it.... well, it's right up there.
Ciara
Yes, we see it down there, thanks.
Heidi Klum in Versace
The worst thing she's ever worn, against some majestic competition.
Gigi Hadid
Don't try so hard, Gigi.
Jennifer Lopez in Versace
This was super nude from the front, as well. Donatella really is just the WORST enabler.
Kim Kardashian in Givenchy
My brain is having a paper jam.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Versace
SOMEONE STOP VERSACE.
Beyonce in Givenchy
Oh, to have her self-esteem. And her body. And face. But I would leave the dress in the giveaway heap.
Original entry with back view here.
Irina Shayk in Versace
Yes, Versace AGAIN. Versace and Klum/Shayk are pernicious combos.
Rita Ora in Donna Karan
Seriously, Donna Karan, WHAT did you put in your Wheaties?
Jessica Stam and Michelle Rodriguez
These two were attending a DiCaprio party for which we did not get red carpet pics, but we do have them walking to their car. Nina Dobrev back there is dressed like a regular human and then Stammy and M-Rod look INSANE.
Jessica Stam and Michelle Rodriguez
Don't look at ME like that, Michelle. This was your call. And while perhaps on balance she isn't as naked as some of the others...
Jessica Stam
THIS IS JUST UNDERPANTS. You win, Stam. So, you lose, I guess?