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Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

I must be straight with you: Later, he does leap on this same red carpet. But I was charmed by the dancing and the jazz hands. It felt like a great way to dive into this.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

Terry really likes boots, I've realized. Now, I should also note that it's possible he got up high at all of these and the camera only caught him on the rise or descent, but let's not overthink it. to borrow a sentiment from Miley, it's the climb we should enjoy.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

A Champagne cummerbund and pocket square. Unexpected, sir.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

Terry also does not punt on his shoe game, overall.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

Okay, now we're back to that first event again. He did indeed take flight. In a mildly vomitous shirt.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

He would have made a GREAT cheerleader. Is anyone up for a Terry Crews-led Bring It On reboot?

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

It's a bird!

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

It's a plane!

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

"It's THIS GUY."

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

I love this suit. And I love his boots. I am NOT convinced I'd have put them together, but whatever. Terry, be your buoyant self.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

This could only have been more delightful if he ripped the holes in his jeans AS he went airborne.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

YEE-HAW, friend.

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

Fly!

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

FLYYYYY!

Terry Crews

terry crews red carpet leaps jumps 2015

SO HIGH AGAINST THE SKY. So high I almost touched the sky. Thank you. Thank you. Thank God for you. The wind beneath my wings.

(REALLY, Bette, you couldn't have found a way not to rhyme "sky" with "sky"?)

2015: The Terry Crews Leap Year
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it, and for those who don't, Merry Day When Traffic Is Probably Nonexistent. To treat ourselves, let's drink in the sight of every red carpet jump Terry Crews did in 2015, arranged -- hopefully -- from lowest to most soaring. The best presents are the ones you make yourself, and Terry has been working on this one for us ALL YEAR. [Photos: Getty]

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