
I must be straight with you: Later, he does leap on this same red carpet. But I was charmed by the dancing and the jazz hands. It felt like a great way to dive into this.

Terry really likes boots, I've realized. Now, I should also note that it's possible he got up high at all of these and the camera only caught him on the rise or descent, but let's not overthink it. to borrow a sentiment from Miley, it's the climb we should enjoy.

A Champagne cummerbund and pocket square. Unexpected, sir.

Terry also does not punt on his shoe game, overall.

Okay, now we're back to that first event again. He did indeed take flight. In a mildly vomitous shirt.

He would have made a GREAT cheerleader. Is anyone up for a Terry Crews-led Bring It On reboot?

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

"It's THIS GUY."

I love this suit. And I love his boots. I am NOT convinced I'd have put them together, but whatever. Terry, be your buoyant self.

This could only have been more delightful if he ripped the holes in his jeans AS he went airborne.

YEE-HAW, friend.

Fly!

FLYYYYY!

SO HIGH AGAINST THE SKY. So high I almost touched the sky. Thank you. Thank you. Thank God for you. The wind beneath my wings.
(REALLY, Bette, you couldn't have found a way not to rhyme "sky" with "sky"?)
