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52276398 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. Jessica Biel FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I'm torn on this. I like the bones of this a lot, but maybe not all the flourishes. It really feels like she wanted a Big Gown moment because she's been off the circuit lately, and I also wonder if they thought Justin might win for that Trolls song (surely not...?). Regardless, if you're at the Globes, you might as well carpe the shit out of that diem. And she did. It just isn't an unqualified hit for me.

With Justin Timberlake

52276404 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

You can see better here how bare the top is. It also puts the "rump" in "wild rumpus." She could've stood to scale back on some of the shenanigans on her rear end. It looks like she unwittingly sat on someone's picnic.

52276394 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. Jessica Biel FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Leg City? Leg SLITTY. In going for that much sternum, I don't think she needed a surplus of slit to match. 

52276401 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. Jessica Biel FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

However, this is the best her head has looked in a long time. She's not meant for bangs. It's okay, Jessica. Not everyone is. I'm in that club with you.

Golden Globes 2017: Jessica Biel In A Dramatic Elie Saab
Imagine if she'd worn this with the ornate neckpiece, as shown on the runway. I can't honestly decide if I'd have applauded her, or shrieked. Possibly both. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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