Diane Kruger in Jason Wu

This is fine, but feels like it was fitted for someone else.

Lily Aldridge in Brandon Maxwell

Lily has taken all of Diane's usual dramatic thunder.

Laura Harrier in Khaite

Back in the day, my notes were just to clip the sleeves, but I think I'd go one more and make the entire top something else. Something contrasting, I think.

Yara Shahidi in Monse

Those pants owe such a debt to MC Hammer.

Emily Ratajkowski in Hellessy

This is just such a dreary mess. Yes, this is not a great pose, but even when she tried she couldn't save it. She's like a confused pirate wench.

Halima Aden

This is so slick and fabulous.

Jennifer Lopez in Ralph Lauren

This is a whole lot of fabric to make essentially the same statement all her other clothes make -- that being, "Abs."

Antoni Porowski

We've swapped Antoni's usual eyedrops for new Visine 100% Lemon Juice. Let's see if he notices.

Maria Borges

Nice bathrobe. Wait, I'm not even sure it's a nice bathrobe.

Hasan Minhaj and Beena Patel (in Off White)

Her cassette purse is covetable, and that's a VERY restrained Off White design.

Martha Hunt

We've swapped both Blake Lively and Karlie Kloss with Martha Hunt. Let's see if anyone notices.

FeiFei Sun and Zac Posen

She looks lovely, but the top comes off a bit... big? Messy? Just EVER so slightly.

Barbara Palvin

We've swapped your usual screen door with THIS funky thing and we're pretty sure you're going to notice and want to keep it.

Cindy Bruna

I LOVE the serpentine human malachite thing she has going here, and I wish there were more of it.

Beanie Feldstein

I can't decide if I like this or not. That fabric would look wonderful on an armchair, but it IS also a great color on her.

Gigi Hadid in Off White

She looks deeply burdened by this.

Karolina Kurkova in Tommy x Zendaya

This design is so distracting to me, I'm not even sure Zendaya herself could have saved it.

Winnie Harlow in Siriano

Poor Grimace never stood a chance.

As we did before, I just need to applaud her for flipping up those feathery strange and then getting her hands right back in front of her for the photo before they sank to earth again. That is lightning-quick work. This photo makes it seem like the feathers flew up there without any help from her at all.

Anne V

At least it's a collection of NICE fabric scraps?

Bernadette Peters in Bob Mackie

She can do whatever she wants. She is, as you may have noticed, Bernadette Peters.

Joan Smalls in Pyer Moss

Pyer Moss was a big freaking deal -- really breaking out as a label at this time -- and this year, Kerby Jean-Raymond became the first Black American designer to be offered a slot at Couture Week. So it's quite perplexing to look back at one of Jean-Raymond's breakout years and think, "... THAT?"

Devon Windsor

Do not sleep on the matching knee fringe.

Lili Reinhart in Carolina Herrera

I guess?

Hanne Gaby Odiele

I THINK this is Monse. It certainly feels 'monse'trous.

The Olsen Twins

At least they're consistent.

Heidi Klum

This is definitely not her worst! She actually looks quite cute.

Kat Graham

That bodice will never light me on fire, but it's a nice skirt.

Bebe Rexha

I want Law Roach to take over her styling for about three months.

Bella Hadid in Michael Kors

She's definitely working the disco-vixen thing he was into at this time, but her thighs didn't need the mustache.

Brooke Shields

I wonder if this is ALSO Kors, because she ALSO appears to be attempting Disco Vixen. I'm so distracted by the optical illusion that makes it look like she's surfing molten metal.

Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert

I will never forget that they allegedly ordered Chipotle to be delivered to them at this event, and I love that so much that I will overlook... lots of things here.

Shailene Woodley in Jonathan Simkhai

She has made so MANY weird choices. I really enjoy imagining her sitting down with Aaron Rodgers and a photo album from the last couple years, and him pointing confusedly and asking for a variety of explanations. She once said that she can't believe she's engaged to someone who throws a ball for a living, but Shailene, let she who has not worn this cast the first stone. (He lives in Green Bay, so THIS ONE, he will at least totally understand, and indeed probably ask her to ship to his place.)

Ciara in Vera Wang

Vera Wang? More like Sheera Wang. ZING.

Ashley Graham in Siriano

I love this, though. She is a woman of soap-operatic mystery. Is she going to buy and sell your town ten times over? Is she going to close the local inn and turn it into an office building? Does she have a well on her property, and is there a pile of bodies in it? Any known twins, good or evil? All may never be revealed.

But she IS going to poison someone. They'll deserve it.

Alek Wek

This is the exact energy I am taking into this weekend, my first as a fully vaccinated human. HUZZAH.

Join Me In Drumming Up Nostalgia for the 2019 CFDAs

Two years ago today.