Bebe Rexha

I haven't made the following joke in at least a week: This looks like an offering in the Project Runway unconventional materials challenge. Having said that, I think it's the winning one.

Megan Thee Stallion

This is very cute on her, and very VMAs-y. It looks like something Cher Horowitz would dream up during a goth phase.

Keke Palmer

This is VERY good on her -- and yes, her purse is shaped like an old-school cell phone. Speaking of Clueless.

Jamila Mustafa

She hosts TRL -- which I did not know was back! -- and this dress is VERY CUTE.

Todrick Hall

Todrick woke up and was like, "no, you know what? I'm going to dress like a Moonman. WHY NOT."

Lil Nas X

I do believe this is the literal definition of SNAZZY.

Alex Morgan, Ali Kreiger, and Ashlyn Harris

BEHOLD some of the US Women's Soccer Team! Ali and Ashlyn are newly engaged -- mazel tov, ladies! (I accidentally wrote that they are "newly enraged," which may also be true.)

Lenny Kravitz in vintage Levi's (vest)

Never change, Lenny. NEVER. CHANGE.

People Went Metallic at the VMAs

Time to enjoy something shiny!