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Jennifer Lopez
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
Wearing Valentino Same Outfit as catwalk model *10468741ac
BLESS YOU, JENNIFER. This is the kind of OTT life choice we need to distract us in 2020.
Sienna Miller in Gucci
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Sienna Miller
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
Wearing Gucci
Ultimately, I feel like I just don't GET this. It's like they had a real moment trying to crack formal beachwear for ten minutes over at Gucci.
Jodie Comer in Mary Katrantzou
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Jodie Comer
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
This is objectively wacky -- but also really amusing? PLEASE keep wearing dramatic goofiness, celebrities.
Charlize Theron in Dior
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Charlize Theron
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
If only this whole thing was that green!
Lucy Boynton in Louis Vuitton
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Lucy Boynton arrives at the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, USA - 05 Jan 2020
She looks pretty good in this -- but it's also really a big swing.
Molly Sims in Marchesa
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Molly Sims
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
This is Marchesa, so that's always going to be a side-eye-r, but it's also just not great?????
Bel Powley in Miu Miu
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Bel Powley
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
Wearing Miu Miu Custom
This is custom!
Toni Collette in Erdem
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 05: Toni Collette attends the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 05, 2020 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Moët and Chandon )
In fairness, this is VERY on-brand for Erdem. (I just started watching Unbelieveable and she and Merritt Wever and Kaitlyn Dever are all SO good in it.)
Janina Gavankar in Georges Chakra
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Janina Gavankar arrives at the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, USA - 05 Jan 2020
I was debating whether to put this in here, because it made me laugh in a way that brought me joy (and I get the vibe that she too probably thought, "This is WACKY and it cracks me up, LET'S DO IT"), and if the skirt were lined this would have been SO Dynasty. But empirically it's crazy. However, it cannot hold a candle to...
Gwyneth Paltrow in Fendi
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Gwyneth Paltrow
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
Wearing Fendi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kerry Washington in Altuzarra
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Kerry Washington
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
Wearing Altuzarra
We talked about this on Monday and we all agreed that this might have worked better with slim-cut pants, like a proper le smoking, and I really am sad for what might have been!
Rooney Mara in Givenchy
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Rooney Mara
77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Fashion Highlights, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
Wearing Givenchy Same Outfit as catwalk model *10068443al
