
We make this joke a lot, but LITERALLY I've seen this outfit on Dynasty.

And this one on Holly Hobbie.

This pattern feels like it last lived, loved, and laughed on a 90s bodysuit purchased at Contempo Casuals -- but she still looks pretty good in this.

PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS SKIRT.

"Hey, guys! They're letting in everyone who decided to just look very low key and normal at this thing. Hurry! You don't want to miss this window."

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
