2021 Grammys: Blues and Greens

Doja Cat in Cavalli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (11799829ad) Doja Cat arrives at the 63rd annual Grammy Awards at the Los Angeles Convention Center on March 14 with both live and prerecorded segments 63rd Annual Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 14 Mar 2021 Wearing Roberto Cavalli

(a) Her song is VERY catchy; (b) this feels like if a Vegas showgirl had a baby with a racecar driver and even if that WAS the brief, Cavalli could have done better by her in interpreting it. As is, this just feels very tonally confused.

Lizzo in Balmain

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (11799829aj) Lizzo arrives at the 63rd annual Grammy Awards at the Los Angeles Convention Center on on March 14 with both live and prerecorded segments 63rd Annual Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 14 Mar 2021 Wearing Balmain

Lizzo, however, is NOT tonally confused: she is the most glamorous bridesmaid at a wedding that makes up the set piece on aDynasty season finale, and she is going to do it FABULOUSLY.

Adrian Quesada and Eric Burton, of Black Pumas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (11799829bd) Adrian Quesada, left, and Eric Burton, of Black Pumas, arrive at the 63rd annual Grammy Awards at the Los Angeles Convention Center on March 14 with both live and prerecorded segments 63rd Annual Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 14 Mar 2021

Their performance was EXCELLENT and they both look like chicest literature professors at your college -- two men who are constantly competing to be the best-dressed man in the department.

Haim in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (11799829bn) Alana Haim, From left, Danielle Haim and Este Haim, of the musical group HAIM, arrive at the 63rd annual Grammy Awards at the Los Angeles Convention Center on March 14 with both live and prerecorded segments 63rd Annual Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 14 Mar 2021 Wearing Prada

Informative Caption let me know they were in Prada as if I couldn't tell from the giant PRADA triangle plonked on each of these women as if they were walking handbags. They look like futuristic flight attendants as envisioned in 1962. Having said that, all three Haims can wear their outfit to get their Covid vaccine because each of them have the appropriate opening for the needle. I really hope this happens.