Cate Blanchett in custom Armani

I mean, hot damn! What a start to our coverage. This is custom, those rocks are apparently actual onyx, and look at ALL THESE RINGS. She looks incredibly dishy. Ding, as they say, dong.

Meryl Streep, Tyler Perry and Cate Blanchett

I hope you can tell that Tyler Perry's tux is actually a deep green in this shot; he looks dapper as usual. Meryl, on the other hand, DEFINITELY already owned this dress and just yanked it out of the back of a closet in Connecticut. (She looks good! But she did this herself.)

Jung Ho-yeon in custom Louis Vuitton

She looks fantastic in this look, which is fantastic --LV's custom stuff has been so excellent lately -- and how thrilling it was that she won! She is GREAT in Squid Game.

Jung Ho-yeon in custom Louis Vuitton

The ribbon at the bottom of her braid is a daenggi, which is (per its Wikipedia), "a traditional Korean ribbon used to tie up and decorate braided hair." This is an interesting post about the history of the daenggi. She said on the red carpet that she wanted to honor the South Korean culture with this aspect of her look. I think it's so beautiful.

Justine Lupe in Stella McCartney

This is simple, but extremely dishy. (It also has deep...armpits, which sounds horrible but which actually had a very slouchy 90s feel.)

Rosario Dawson in Oscar de la Renta

This has POCKETS! I might have argued that it would have been better in a color, but it's hardly offensive, and her head looks great.

Rosario Dawson

HELLO!

Selena Gomez in Oscar de la Renta

Do we think this dress, and Rosario's, are unusually similar for a label to lend out? (I am coming down as no...but I did have to think about it.) This is like Anne Shirley Meets Anne Boleyn....but not in a bad way.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in custom The Row

I was less impressed with this before I saw that the bodice is beaded; it's maybe a little underwhelming?

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

Keith Urban seems so helpfu.

Nicole Kidman in Saint Laurent

You will never remember this dress -- you will have forgotten it by Friday -- but Nicole looks good here. (That this is basically very low-ley makes me think Nicole did NOT think she was going to win.)

Demi Singleton in custom Celine

She plays Serena Williams in King Richard, and she is so cute. She's 15, and I think this is perfectly accessorized for a young teen. It's fun and youthful.

Hailee Steinfeld in Miu Miu

Speaking of people who were generally dressed perfectly for their age as a young actor! She looks fine here; I am not personally a fan of the mid-torso cut-out but I've seen worse. Put that endorsement on the side of a bus!

Troy Kotsur

He looks dashing and I'm so thrilled he won for Coda, which seems like it's great! (I am way behind on my movie watching.)

Fran Drescher

I somehow didn't realize that Fran, who looks resplendent here and is wearing MAJOR SLEEVES, has taken over the presidency of SAG-AFTRA from Andrea Zuckerman. Actors clearly like to vote for actors whose most famous roles bring with them a parental vibe.

Fran Drescher

Look at Fran's hair jewelry!

Hassie Harrison

This does need someone to run over and give her a bit of a hoik.

Hassie Harrison

The back is kicky, though.

Madeline Brewer in Emilia Wickstead

Objectively, I don't like this -- that top is a sports bra that's gone off the rails -- and yet I still think it looks good on her? Please explain.

Madeline Brewer in Emilia Wickstead

These earrings are fun.

Carl Clemons-Hopkins in custom Weisheng Paris

Speaking of fun! This is a delight on them. (I am unconvinced of the hat, which goes a little Village People....perhaps intentionally?)

Billy Crudup and Naomi Watts (in Fendi)

Naomi's Fendi has a TON of random flapping straps; she's like a very chic car wash. (Like, it doesn't look bad. But is IS flappy.) I cannot keep it in my head that they're dating. But it's true!

Haley Joel Osment, left, and Emily Osment

I'm sure they'd like me to make it very clear that they ARE NOT DATING THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER.

The SAGs Are Back For Real! And a LOT of Folks Wore Black

We've got HUGE SLEEVES, major cleavage, sparkly sparkly jewels,