US actress Sheryl Lee Ralph arrives for the 75th Emmy Awards at the Peacock Theatre at L.A. Live in Los Angeles on January 15, 2024. (Photo by Robyn BECK / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
This is a major dress -- I think it's fantastic on her, although I know there was some concern about whether she could breathe and/or move in it. I also might have preferred a slightly less tapered skirt overall and no explosion? But she looks sexy as hell.
Tracee Ellis Ross in custom Balmain
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 15: Tracee Ellis Ross attends the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards at Peacock Theater on January 15, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
The top looks like they cut it out of neoprene, and ran out and had to steal a tablecloth to finish the outfit. You could tell me she cut those slits and that hemline herself in the car and I'd buy it.
Sam Richardson
Sam Richardson at the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Peacock Theater on January 15, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
Somehow the crinkles on this play more like texture than wrinkles? Maybe because they seem uniformly vertical?
Steven Krueger
Los Angeles, CA - January 15: Steven Krueger attends the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles, CA, Monday, Jan. 15, 2024. (Myung J. Chun / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)
Coach from Yellowjackets is looking VERY robust for a man who MIGHT have just tried to -- spoiler, I guess -- burn his team alive.
Jeremy Allen White
Jeremy Allen White at the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Peacock Theater on January 15, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
Very straightforward and nice. I am sad he didn't bring his apparent girlfriend Rosalia for a HUGE fashion moment.
Mychal-Bella Bowman
US actress Mychal-Bella Bowman arrives for the 75th Emmy Awards at the Peacock Theatre at L.A. Live in Los Angeles on January 15, 2024. (Photo by Robyn BECK / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
She's in Dead Ringers. The workmanship on that bodice is exquisite -- I don't have a fashion credit yet, but I'll update when I get one!
Jason Sudeikis
Los Angeles, CA - January 15: Jason Sudeikis arriving at the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles, CA, Monday, Jan. 15, 2024. (Jay L. Clendenin / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)
There! Was that so hard?!? Now do Sandler!
Kaitlin Olson in Monse
US actress Kaitlin Olson arrives for the 75th Emmy Awards at the Peacock Theatre at L.A. Live in Los Angeles on January 15, 2024. (Photo by Robyn BECK / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
Shriek! It's the Return of Monse! At least they aren't stapling sleeves to her crotch or putting collars on her armpits or whatever. I might have returned the dress, or found someone to make me a white jacket to go over it.
Charlie Puth
US singer Charlie Puth arrives for the 75th Emmy Awards at the Peacock Theatre at L.A. Live in Los Angeles on January 15, 2024. (Photo by Robyn BECK / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
Well, he is... making an attempt.
Ariana DeBose in custom Brunello Cucinelli
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 15: Ariana DeBose attends the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards at Peacock Theater on January 15, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
I am whelmed-to-underwhelmed.
Anthony Carrigan
Anthony Carrigan at the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Peacock Theater on January 15, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)
Oh, NoHo Hank. When I invent my Emmy For People Who Should Have Gotten Emmys Already, you are high if not tops on the list. Thank you for coming as a tribute to cows.