Jessica Simpson
With all due respect to J. Simp's iconic vibes, I long to give her a bit of a makeover. She would look so chic with a shorter haircut -- she will never do this -- and a more streamlined look. (Alternately, I'd low key love it if she just leaned into it and did HUGE TEXAS HAIR.) I just think this feels a bit dated.
Storm Reid
This is very young and fresh on her! Whilst also being maybe something Madonna wore circa True Blue.
Karreuche Tran
Given the event, I suspect she IS modeling this much hosiery very intentionally. Her head looks GREAT.
Lea Michele
This feels a bit out of season -- and I'm not totally sure Lea Michele is a Granny Panties Person? It DOES remind me to see if my Mom will let me borrow her lace tablecloth.
Kate Upton and Justin Verlander
Honestly...this is good.
Misty Copeland
Behold! The floating head of Misty Copeland! (This is fine though, although I'm not on the sparkly headband team in general. It IS the holidays.)
AnnaSophia Robb
There HAS to be a story here. (Having said that, I love her and wish she were a bigger star.)
Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart
I need an invite to THIS holiday party.