LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 10: Rita Ora attends Capital's Jingle Bell Ball 2023 at The O2 Arena on December 10, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Alan Chapman/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
In which Rita gives us her best Droopy, Depressed Sea Anemone.
Olivia Rodrigo in vintage Versace
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: Olivia Rodrigo attends iHeartRadio z100's Jingle Ball 2023 at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
I mean, this is perfect for the event. I love the Doc. I also appreciate how much Olivia often feels like the coolest nice girl in your high school, circa 1992.
Alicia Keys
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 09: Alicia Keys attends Capital's Jingle Bell Ball 2023 at The O2 Arena on December 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
Also seasonable and reasonable. I was gonna portmanteau that and then realized it's impossible.
Tate McRae
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 09: Tate McRae attends Capital's Jingle Bell Ball 2023 at The O2 Arena on December 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
I'm VERY concerned about what might be happening UNDER this coat and have decided it's for my emotional health to declare it a Coat DRESS that will be staying on.
Tallia Storm
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 09: Tallia Storm attends the Capital's Jingle Bell Ball 2023 at The O2 Arena on December 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Kate Green/Getty Images)
This office Christmas party got wild.
Martha Stewart and Jude Stewart
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: Martha Stewart and Jude Stewart attend iHeartRadio z100's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented By Capital One at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/WireImage)
In which Martha wore her favorite pants AND brought her granddaughter (which is exactly as she should have). Cute!
Leigh-Anne Pinnock
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 09: Leigh-Anne Pinnock attends the Capital's Jingle Bell Ball 2023 at The O2 Arena on December 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Kate Green/Getty Images)
One day this trend will end....right?????
Jessie Murph
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: Jessie Murph attends the 2023 Z100 Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
Not bad advice, certainly! (Personally, I want to take a closer look at the jumpsuit she's repurposed into trousers; it looks potentially fun?)
Jared Leto
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: Jared Leto attends iHeartRadio z100's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented By Capital One at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/WireImage)
What is this man promoting to be attending this?!?! This is not on brand for Jared -- even WITH his brand.
Zara Larsson
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 10: Zara Larsson attends Capital's Jingle Bell Ball 2023 at The O2 Arena on December 10, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Alan Chapman/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Reasonable AND also slightly like something you'd see in a Wonder Woman battle scene on Paradise Island.
Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga attend iHeartRadio z100's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented By Capital One at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/WireImage)
I have so many notes about both of these people but my big one here is that they DO NOT appear to be attending the same event and also I hope Melissa was invited to perform.
T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach attend iHeartRadio z100's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented By Capital One at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/WireImage)
Hard-launching with Grease cosplay, as you do!
Gayle
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: Gayle attends iHeartRadio z100's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented By Capital One at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/WireImage)
This is SUPER cute (speaking of something I might have coveted in the 90s) and yes, her bag looks like a Tums bottle.
Sabrina Carpenter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 08: Sabrina Carpenter attends iHeartRadio z100's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented By Capital One at Madison Square Garden on December 08, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Astrida Valigorsky/WireImage)
I thought this bodice had very aggressive boob cups but no: That is just her hair. This shirt is believably created from some wall-hangings. Fan fact: She's allegedly dating Barry Keoghan, which feels so random to me but also very fun?
