Shohei Ohtani #17 of the Los Angeles Dodgers

As a lifelong Dodgers fan, I am biased in loving Shohei but also I feel like everyone loves Shohei? He looks like a Disney prince. And yes, the lining of his suit jacket is HIS DOG, Decoy.

Aaron Judge #99 of the New York Yankees

So many men posed like this; I always think of it as The Prince William. Anyway, Aaron -- also so handsome! -- looks perfectly nice and slightly autumnal. I saw a photo with his wife -- I mostly just pulled pics of the dudes solo, the better to eyeball their outfits -- and he is MUCH taller than her. It was really cute.

Garrett Crochet #45 of the Chicago White Sox

Those kicks were a good call! (Also, it was HOT in Texas yesterday, so this all-black look must have been steamy.) (I am currently watching him pitch as I type this and he had a VERY high leg kick....and then did not do it again so.)

Cole Ragans #55 of the Kansas City Royals

Light green! I appreciate this sartorial choice.

Kirby Yates #39 of the Texas Rangers

I'm OBSESSED with this blazer. This is bold and I like it.

Willi Castro #50 of the Minnesota Twins

Wise to go for the light fabric -- in color and weight. This color is good!

Andrés Muñoz #75 of the Seattle Mariners

I like the chill vibe but maybe wish the blazer and pants were the same low-key pattern?

Chris Sale #51 of the Atlanta Braves

"I'm wearing jeans no matter what!" (I think jeans are totally fine for the All Star Game -- but a lot of dudes dressed up!)

Bryce Harper #3 of the Philadelphia Phillies

Bryce Harper ALSO went for jeans. This feels very I'm In Texas-y -- and, don't get me wrong, the show itself REALLY LEANED IN. He looks good!

David Fry #6 of the Cleveland Guardians

More denim!

William Contreras #24 of the Milwaukee Brewers

The rare three piece suit! I enjoy.

Heliot Ramos #17 of the San Francisco Giants

He looks like a relaxed groomsman at a summer wedding.

Reynaldo López #40 of the Atlanta Braves

HE looks like a FUN groomsman at a really banger of a wedding! I enjoy how many dudes decided to go for the cowboy hat.

Paul Skenes #30 of the Pittsburgh Pirates

This is really quite sharp!

Matt Strahm #25 of the Philadelphia Phillies

This is really pleasantly funky on him. It has a point of view. That's not a backhanded compliment, I did that he clearly has a vibe! (Also the Phillies MURDERED MY TEAM last week, you guys are good, I'm jealous.)

Trea Turner #7 of the Philadelphia Phillies

Very crisp and cool from the most balletic slider in Major League Baseball.

Jurickson Profar #10 of the San Diego Padres

FASHION SHORTS! THAT was a smart call, both here and at the ESPYs. This is slick!

Jackson Merrill #3 of the San Diego Padres

Those shoes are a really smart touch. This is good!

Pete Alonso #20 of the New York Mets

This is also, I think, at least the second bolo tie. This is fun! (MLB players are the LAST professional athletes to Try Anything Sartorially, I'm delighted that folks are stepping up their games.)

Hunter Greene #21 of the Cincinnati Reds

Hat, AND fringe? When in Texas! (He is from Southern California.) He looks cool! (Not literally, those pants are likely hot.)

Logan Webb #62 of the San Francisco Giants

Also a lot of smart sunglasses choices happening here.

Max Fried #54 of the Atlanta Braves

Max Fried looks like a Hollywood agent here. That's a compliment.

Ryan Helsley #56 of the St. Louis Cardinals

If this man showed up to represent me in court, I'd feel absolutely good about it.

Ketel Marte #4 of the Arizona Diamondbacks

That's a very cool blazer situation.

Freddie Freeman #5 of the Los Angeles Dodgers

I LOVE Freddie and my parents owned that sofa in 1979.

Tanner Scott #66 of the Miami Marlins

NO ONE is looking at the adults here when that baby is so cute!

Christian Yelich #22 of the Milwaukee Brewers

Yelich looks snazzy! I'm glad he's having such an athletic renaissance.

Jeff Hoffman #23 of the Philadelphia Phillies

MORE FASHION MAN SHORTS!

Will Smith #16 of the Los Angeles Dodgers

I feel like Will here looks like he's deathly scared of the heat and is fighting it with all white.

Tyler Glasnow #31 of the Los Angeles Dodgers

This is where I get to note that Tyler Glasnow has truly fantastic hair. It's so bouncy. You can't tell here as well as you can tell when he's pitching.

Teoscar Hernández #37 of the Los Angeles Dodgers

YAY FOR OUR HOME RUN DERBY LEADER. He is a DELIGHT and I love him. Olive was a cool choice here.

Jordan Westburg #11 of the Baltimore Orioles

There was more green here, in fact, that I would have anticipated. I'm into it!

Tarik Skubal #29 of the Detroit Tigers

Burgundy is ALSO a fun choice.

Cristopher Sánchez #61 of the Philadelphia Phillies

Totally unimpeachable!

Isaac Paredes #17 of the Tampa Bay Rays

Also perfectly reasonable!

Tyler Anderson #31 of the Los Angeles Angels

I resent Tyler Anderson for leaving the Dodgers to return to the Angels, although I guess I'm happy for Angels fans, and they are GOING THROUGH IT because their owner is a dingus. Anyway, Tyler looks fine.

Corbin Burnes #39 of the Baltimore Orioles

This is surprisingly light-hearted feeling and even a little goofy from a person who is NOT goofy in action.

Anthony Santander #25 of the Baltimore Orioles

This blazer is REAL GOOD.

Gunnar Henderson #2 of the Baltimore Orioles

Yes, yes, Gunnar, but where is your DOG in this?

Mason Miller #19 of the Oakland Athletics

This is another entry in the file I call This Man Is a Generic and Responsible Professional Keeping You Out of Jail For Tax Evasion. (In reality, I just watched him strike out Ohtani.)

Salvador Perez #13 of the Kansas City Royals

He ALSO looks like a responsible tax/legal professional, but one on vacation at a very fancy all inclusive resport.

Bobby Witt Jr. #7 of the Kansas City Royals

I told you olive green is having a moment!

José Ramírez #11 of the Cleveland Guardians

Sponsored by LV here, but I enjoy how Expensively Professorial this is. More Fancy Cardigans on men!

Adley Rutschman #35 of the Baltimore Orioles

This is slightly more pirate-y than I would have anticipated!

Logan Gilbert #36 of the Seattle Mariners

I might have given this man a jaunty pocket square!

Juan Soto #22 of the New York Yankees

Juan Soto is reliably dapper, certainly.

Carlos Correa #4 of the Minnesota Twins

I hate Correa BUT his kids are VERY VERY cute.

Corey Seager #5 of the Texas Rangers

Corey Seager, I miss you!! (SOBS.) (There are a lot of former Dodgers shortstops here.) (We currently have a good shortstop, though.) (Not Mookie although of course Mookie is amazing and would be here if he hadn't broken his whole dumb hand!!!!!)

Clay Holmes #35 of the New York Yankees

For a second, I thought he was wearing GOLD LOAFERS and now I'm sad.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. #27 of the Toronto Blue Jays

This lining is snazzy!

Steven Kwan #38 of the Cleveland Guardians

I love the pattern on Kwan's blazer! Although I fear it was too hot to drape one's self in velvet!

Riley Greene #31 of the Detroit Tigers

Very very reasonable indeed.

Tanner Houck #89 of the Boston Red Sox

This is a GREAT pattern on him. (And his date's dress is very cute!) (I didn't get the names of any of the dates! Ladies, I hope you all had a great weekend!)

Emmanuel Clase #48 of the Cleveland Guardians

I am not sure I've ever typed this before: I love this belt.

Jarren Duran #16 of the Boston Red Sox

I LOVE IT. He looks like orange sherbet and it's delicious.

See Some Dudes in Suits on the All Star Game Red Carpet!

Finally, baseball players are sartorially trying.