Charlize Theron in Schiaparelli

NOT DIOR?!?!!? That's the headline here. IS CHARLIZE FREE OF THIS CONTRACT?!?! (She also, FWIW, looks great.)

Jessica Alba in Zuhair Murad

This is VERY pretty and she looks incredibly jazzed about it. My personal taste may be getting weary of these dresses, as of...like, right now, I guess? But she objectively looks great.

Paris Hilton in Georges Hobeika

Paris also looks very nice -- and also still very Paris-y -- if sort of....predictable? This is absolutely a Me Problem.

Ciara

This is lightly dramatic and futuristic and I approve. Even of the gloves, and I am a Noted Glove Hater.

Jenna Dewan in Jacquemus

For example, I hate these gloves.

Michelle Monaghan

Her head looks terrific but the rest of this feels slightly....droopy? (I think it might actually just be a little bit too big.)

Sarah Hyland

Two belts feel like one belt too many.

Rachel Zoe in Giambattista Valli

This is kooky...but Rachel Zoe, noted Caftan Lover, will probably become a very luxe noted kook with time. Let's get the ball rolling!

Jennifer Garner

I love her but also this is VERY boring and I think she could have gone a LITTLE snazzier.

Mindy Kaling in Monique Lhuillier

Very simple, very princess-y, great necklace and lipstick, no notes.

Anna Kendrick in Monique Lhuillier

This is just too fleshy!

Andra Day

I might hate her shoes but this is otherwise GREAT -- and also makes me think she might also have tried to attend the Wicked premiere the same night.

Heidi Klum in Monique Lhuillier

This is...fabulous! What a pleasant turn of events.

Julie Bowen in Paolo Sebastian

She absolutely looks like she's wearing an old tablecloth HOWEVER I also like this?! I can't reconcile this, but it is the truth.

Miranda Kerr in Pamella Roland

This is, yes, very pretty -- but the train might be Too Much for this event?

Katy Perry in Versace

Sorry for accidentally pulling a pic where you look like you are desperate for a B12 shot, Katy.

Ashanti in Fjolla Haxhismajli

This is snazzy and jazzy. I don't love it as a garment but I do like its VIBES.

Naomi Osaka in Louis Vuitton

This outfit is objectively bonkers but she is wearing it incredibly well.

Nicole Richie in Lanvin

Chic!

Sofia Richie in Alessandra Rich

Also chic! Nicely done by the Richie ladies.

Kelly Rowland in Georges Chakra

This bodice sort of looks like a confusing fancy door at a high-end restaurant. The gold bit is the handle but do you push or pull? You'll never know.

Abigail Spencer

I love her but also this looks like it's slowly melting off her body.

Molly Sims

This is nice! We will also forget it immediately.

Ashley Graham in vintage Jean Paul Gaultier

This reminds me of when my grandparents came back from Hawaii when I was a little girl and brought me a "Hawaiian outfit" consisting of a plastic lei and grass skirt. (It was like 1980.) This is CLASSIC Plastic Lei Shenanigans.

Yvonne Orji

Extremely reasonable!

Justine Lupe in Alberta Ferretti

This is ALSO highly reasonable. Feels good to end on reason.

Charlize Theron Emerged for the Annual Baby2Baby Gala

So did  a LOT of other celebs.