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Freya Allan

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 25: Freya Allan attends the UK launch of "Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes" at BFI IMAX Waterloo on April 25, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Alan Chapman/Dave Benett/WireImage)

This is HIGHLY sternum-forward, and I don't hate it but I almost feel like....just wear the classic Smoking Jacket and No Shirt and be done with it? She's VERY pretty, however.

Freya Allan

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 25: Freya Allan attends the "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" UK Launch Event at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on April 25, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

This feels lightly like someone decided to put on her bodysuit backwards for laughs before heading out to the bars in college in 1995. Which is, in fairness, a perfectly specific vibe.

Freya Allan

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 25: Freya Allan attends the "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" UK Launch Event at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on April 25, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

In case you were wondering: It IS a halter top.

Freya Allan, Andy Serkis and Owen Teague

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 25: Freya Allan, Andy Serkis and Owen Teague attend the "Kingdom Of The Planet of the Apes" UK Launch Event at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on April 25, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images)

Everyone here honestly looks reasonable and good. That plaid suit is good.

Joe Hartwick Jr., Kevin Durand, Freya Allan, Owen Teague and Wes Ball

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 25: Joe Hartwick Jr., Kevin Durand, Freya Allan, Owen Teague and Wes Ball attend the "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" UK Launch Event at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on April 25, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

I do want to have a petition to either have women show up at these things in cute jeans and a blazer, though, or make men wear, like, Louis Vuitton harnesses. Equality!!!!!

I Guess there's Another Planet of the Apes Movie
And boob tape got a workout.

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