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Sydney Sweeney in custom Armani

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Sydney Sweeney attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

It's just so good on her. Sexy and properly cut.

Amanda Seyfried in Prada

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Amanda Seyfried attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Ted Mann Theater on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/WireImage)

I'm tired of the designed slipping-off-the-shoulder strap. Otherwise, she looks very pretty.

Selena Gomez in Armani, and Benny Blanco

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: (L-R) Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco attend the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

Gorgeous. I will say again, I love that she looks so, so happy ever since she and Benny got together.

LaKeith Stanfield in Dior Homme

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: LaKeith Stanfield attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

I just don't know about making him look like the bartender.

Brian Tyree Henry

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Brian Tyree Henry attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This man has never skimped on accessories a day in his life, and I respect it.

Greta Lee in Dior

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Greta Lee attends the Academy Museum 5th Annual Gala in Partnership with Rolex at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Oscars/Getty Images for Academy Museum of Motion Pictures)

No wonder Jonathan Anderson loves designing for her. She can really carry anything.

America Ferrera in Rodarte

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: America Ferrera attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This is inexcusable on her. I can't abide how it chops her up, and the top doesn't flatter her upper torso at all. It makes me want to scream a bit.

Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Lupita Nyong'o attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/WireImage)

BOTH of these women, America and Lupita, are radiant and deserve better than a tired old design. At least Lupita's is a bit nicer.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

This is the tragic Regency version of America's dress. I'm crabby about all of them.

Taylour Paige in McQueen

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Taylour Paige attends the 2025 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

Bordello Funeral Neckbrace. Also my next band.

Joey King in Carolina Herrera

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Joey King attends the 2025 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

That just came down the runway in Madrid, and I'm glad someone snagged it. This is sophisticated on her.

Charli XCX in Saint Laurent

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Charli XCX attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

Petition to ban long, ratty extensions. And to block the marriage of heavy-duty garbage bags with bras.

Diane Lane

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Diane Lane attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/WireImage)

Simple and chic.

Olivia Wilde in Anthony Vaccarello

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Olivia Wilde attends the Academy Museum 5th Annual Gala in Partnership with Rolex at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Oscars/Getty Images for Academy Museum of Motion Pictures)

'tis a rare day when Diane Lane and Olivia Wilde are wearing similar things.

Simu Liu

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Simu Liu attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

HELLO.

Macaulay Culkin, Brenda Song

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: (L-R) Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song attend the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

He cracks me up. Her skirt is beautiful; it's off-brand for me to wish that it started higher up on her waist, because maybe that means more sheers. But it's so gorgeous.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Julia Louis-Dreyfus attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

I am not upset about this at all, but it does feel like something we've seen on her a hundred times.

Christina Ricci

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Christina Ricci attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I can't pretend I like the dress. But those feeling pale in comparison to the screams of my soul when I got to the shoes. I never thought I'd yearn for a black pump, but here we are.

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: (L-R) Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade attend the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by John Shearer/FilmMagic)

All yes, all the time.

Jude Law

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Jude Law attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

Dickie Greenleaf, present and accounted for.

Dwayne Johnson

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Dwayne Johnson attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

Very nice, sir.

Eddie Redmayne

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Eddie Redmayne attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/WireImage)

He's just waiting for someone to toss him a top hat and cane, and then he's gonna do a dance number that will blow your socks off.

Adrien Brody

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Adrien Brody attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/WireImage)

I mean, sure. I forgot he's the reigning Best Actor winner and so we're in for like six more months of him leaning vaguely toward the camera.

Charlie Hunnam

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Charlie Hunnam attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

Okay!

Kerry Condon

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Kerry Condon attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

This called for pulling her hair back and borrowing some bling.

Will Arnett

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Will Arnett attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

The role of Bradley Cooper is now being played by Will Arnett.

Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Zoe Saldana attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/WireImage)

This is very nice and it's almost washing away the taste of her deranged T Mobile ads.

Kendall Jenner in The Row

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Kendall Jenner attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

That design is more interesting than I gave it credit for initially, but it doesn't entirely feel on par with the dress code here. It needs more styling oomph to feel formal enough, and she didn't provide it.

Sebastian Stan, Annabelle Wallis

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: (L-R) Sebastian Stan and Annabelle Wallis attend the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

More gym hair, more nighties, and a surprising amount of satiny material on Sebastian. Someone give them a do-over.

Jaden Smith

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Jaden Smith attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

Well, I appreciate him championing the usefulness of a clutch, anyway.

Jeremy Allen White

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Jeremy Allen White attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

Back to his standard. Well, actually, I associate him more with a white tux jacket, but you feel me.

Jacob Elordi

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Jacob Elordi attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

You can take off your sunnies, Jacob. I promise they are not making you look cool.

Riley Keough

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Riley Keough attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

She always seems vaguely stressed in photos. This is completely reasonable! She can exhale!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

It's hard to argue with that.

Tom Blyth

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Tom Blyth attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

This is gently rakish -- Jeremy Allen White could stand to go in this direction.

Lindsey Vonn

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Lindsey Vonn attends the 5th Annual Academy Museum Gala at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I mean, she's CERTAINLY worn worse.

Tom Bateman

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Tom Bateman attends the 2025 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

It's amusing that this looks so Formal Jedi when you consider he's married to Daisy Ridley.

Nicholas Duvernay in Prada

Nicholas Duvernay at the Fifth Annual Academy Museum Gala held at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

I could NOT figure out where I knew him from, but then I looked it up, and of course! He's Natasha Rothwell's son from The White Lotus. Prada did right by him.

Lee Pace

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 18: Lee Pace attends the 2025 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 18, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

Oh, sir. How dare you set hearts afire thusly.

Classic Black Was in Large Supply at the Academy Gala
As you'd expect.

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