Viola Davis and Julius Tennon

This is glorious and if you can believe it, it looked even better on TV. This woman is a STONE COLD BABE.

Keira Knightley in Chanel

This is fine and also you will forget it in five minutes.

Timothée Chalamet in Tom Ford

Heather said to me that "Timothee looks like he just blew in to try and sell the town on a fake monorail" and I'm just gonna steal that from her.

Miley Cyrus in Celine

She looks fantastic, full stop. (And sort of like a young Jane Fonda?)

Jodie Foster in Dior

Chic AND relaxed. This woman could easily eat a full meal in this if she wanted!

Michelle Yeoh

If you're gonna wear a neck ruff, really lean in. Go FULL Elizabethan. Not this half-assed shit. (Um, with all due respect to Ms Yeoh, a lady and a queen herself.)

Janelle James in Siriano

HELLO. She looks fantastic in this. What an absolute babe.

David Zayas and Liza Colon-Zayas in Siriano

This is the Siriano portion of this slideshow. She looks nice!

Cristin Milioti

She DOES play a villian in a Batman-related project and this works for that vibe. It's slightly like she's emerging from the darkness. In a good way.

Jackie Tohn

I both technically dislike this AND think she looks GREAT in it. Riddle me that.

Alton Mason

Alton does NOT need a bracelet.

Kathy Bates

This is BEYOND kicky, I love it on her.

Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons

This isn't their most memorable, but they do look great, so....that might be better than HIDEOUSLY memorable, you know.

Awkwafina

This is as polished and charming as usual. Our long-sleeve queen!

Daniel Craig

Chic! I'm enjoying Daniel Craig's Noted Kook period. (The kookiest bit being his eyewear, of course.)

Kali Reis

Honestly, this is SO good on her. It also seems like an outfit she could run in, if things went weirdly awry at the Golden Globes -- like Vin Diesel and the Rock finally got into a fight and she had to go for help.

Jennifer Coolidge

I love her but this is totally underbaked for the event. She looks great -- for a Hollywood Reporter luncheon.

Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody takes the award for best brooch, without a doubt. I think it's a dragon? It might be...driftwood? It's spectacular regardless.

Ewan McGregor, Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Speaking of spectacular!

Sebastian Stan

"I should have gone for the bigger brooch. I KNEW IT."

Jamie Foxx and Anelise Foxx

"I'm perfectly satisfied with the size of MY brooch." (I think it's a brooch at his collar? It's fab, regardless.) Anelise is his 16 year old daughter; she looks really cool.

Ashley Graham in Bach Mai

I might have tried this with a pendant necklace, but this is a very classic, good look on her.

Halina Reijn in Prada

It's apt that a director wore a dress that looks like it's made of film.

Fernanda Torres in Olivier Theyskens

This is chic -- and has an open back and a big slit up the side, in case you're worried that it's too severe.

Lee Jung-jae

Someone fire up the HANDSOME KLAXON. (The...handslaxon? No, that's awful.)

Ari Graynor in Ashi Studio

This is COMPLEX and feels like a lot. I might have saved this for the Grammys.

Brandon Thomas Lee and Pamela Anderson

Pammy looks terrific. Let's all salute this woman for naming her sons Brandon and Dylan. During the height of 90210! You cannot convince me this was not intentional, and I love it.

Gal Gadot

That pearl detailing at her midriff is weird. It looks like a repurposed napkin holder.

Sarah Paulson and Leslie Grossman

Sign me up for the company where these two women lead trips to the most obscure art museums and funkiest wineries of Europe and beyond. I am not kidding!

Kieran Culkin

This is very close to being something you could also wear in Newsies.

Fran Drescher

I'm hanging this on the inside of my locker.

Viola Davis Led the Charge of Folks Wearing Black to the Golden Globes

Other people also looked good! But she looked GOOD.