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Teyana Taylor in Ashi Studio

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Teyana Taylor attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

She's incredibly charismatic and very gorgeous but I'm not sure this totally hangs together. It feels like three different looks smashed together. (The runway look featured much less noteworthy shoes.)

Keke Palmer in Monse (?!?)

US actress Keke Palmer attends Billboard Women in Music at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles on April 29, 2026. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP via Getty Images)

She hosted this event and, in this, she also looks like she may have a very elaborate tap dance routine prepared. (Honestly, Keke seems like someone who probably CAN tap dance, secretly.)

Cara Delevingne

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Cara Delevingne attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

I'd look like a full idiot in this, but she looks very VERY cool. One of the many reasons she is a professional model.

Zara Larsson in vintage Versace

Zara Larsson at the 2026 Billboard Women in Music held at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Billboard via Getty Images)

This is perfectly sunny and so fun on her; it's just right for her vibe.

Audrey Nuna, Ejae (in Markgong) and Rei Ami (in Iris Van Herpen)

(L/R) US singer Audrey Nuna, South Korean-US singer EJAE and South Korean singer actress Rei Ami attends Billboard Women in Music at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles on April 29, 2026. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP via Getty Images)

"Here are three things we couldn't figure out how to work into our Oscars season wardrobes. Enjoy!"

GIRLSET

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: GIRLSET attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

"Okay, girls, the vibe for tonight is PROM 2002." (Prom 2002 IS vintage for the youths, after all.)

BINI

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: BINI attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

"Okay, girls, the vibe for tonight is OTHER STUFF LARA CROFT MIGHT HAVE WORN."

Bebe Rexha

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Bebe Rexha attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

This feels a bit like she's agitating for a role in the new Rocky Horror revival...in which she WOULD be good, so.

Victoria Justice in Maria Lucia Hohan

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Victoria Justice attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

This is REALLY pretty but also sort of boring, especially for this event. It all sort of feels contractually obligated.

Slayyyter

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Slayyyter attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

My dream is that those feathers are actually a QUILL and she whips it out to dramatically sign autographs.

Melanie Martinez

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Melanie Martinez attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

I have questions.

Kim Petras in Courregès

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Kim Petras attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

She has to be legitimately distraught that the Buffy reboot is dead.

Ava Max in Rad Radulescu

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Ava Max attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

This feels so Halloween. IS it secretly Halloween? It feels like that might explain some stuff.

Tyla in Javier Collazo

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Tyla attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

Related: She's adorable -- her head looks SO good -- but this feels VERY costume-y.

Tyla in Javier Collazo

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Tyla attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

On the runway, this had a LOT more fabric. I don't know if the edits to make it skimpier were worth it.

Kehlani in Miss Claire Sullivan

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Kehlani attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

The edits on this are ALSO confounding. In the other direction!

JaNa Craig

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: JaNa Craig attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

This color is great on her AND it gently coordinates with the step-and-repeat, which is a feat.

Kali Uchis in Geyanna Youness

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Kali Uchis attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

This is like Soft Saloon Girl Lingerie, but...I'm actually not that mad about it.

Lainey Wilson

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Lainey Wilson attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

Meanwhile, Lainey looks just as she always looks. I mean, this is one of her better looks, IMO, but it's not a revelation.

NEZZA

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: NEZZA attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

She is adorable and she posts about the books she's reading on her Instagram all the time and I...just...don't...know about this! I feel like something was lost in translation from concept to execution here.

Tate McRae in Elie Saab

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Tate McRae attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

This feels like something you'd wear if you were filming a music video in costume as a Sexy Business Lady and you ripped off a trench coat to reveal it after removing your glasses and shaking out your bun.

Victoria Monét in Rhea Costa

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Victoria Monét attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

I truly want someone to explain to me how this skirt is staying up!

Laufey in Chloe

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Laufey attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/WireImage)

I HATE the undies with this; it went down the runway with what look like leggings underneath, and that makes so much more visual sense to me.

Coco Jones in Maria Lucia Hohan

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Coco Jones attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

Very pretty but also maybe...a bit pageant?

Brandi Carlile

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 29: Brandi Carlile attends 2026 Billboard Women In Music at Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

And, finally, Brandi's like, "I've decided to dress like a serious religious leader."

Teyana Taylor Leads the Highlights (??????) of the 2026 Billboard Women in Music Red Carpet
Some of these looks are...a lot of look, okay? 

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