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Cate Blanchett in Lanvin

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Cate Blanchett attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

At first, quick, glance, I thought this was a very groovy jumpsuit but it's just a boring dress with a front slit. LAME! (Honestly, it's fine, if a bit inspired by backyard fencing.)

Rachel Zegler in Tamara Ralph

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Rachel Zegler attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

Listen, I'm just happy Dior isn't wrapping her in dishwater-hued droopy tulle anymore.

Minnie Driver in Emilia Wickstead

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Minnie Driver attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

This might need a TINY hoik but it's overall very charming.

Adjoa Andoh

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Adjoa Andoh attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

REASONABLE.

Bryan Cranston and Marianne Jean-Baptiste

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Bryan Cranston and Marianne Jean-Baptiste attend The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

Speaking of reasonable, here are two extremely competent-looking adults.

Monica Barbaro in Roberto Cavalli

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Monica Barbaro attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

She looks great in this, even if it does cry out for a giant cocktail ring.

Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

Here's a piano picture for you.

Corbin Bleu

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Corbin Bleu attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

He's currently in the West End production of The Great Gatsby, but could easily pop into Guys and Dolls in this.

Rosamund Pike

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Rosamund Pike attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

This is...fine! It's absolutely fine! (I don't think the hair really works but I'm also going to forget this in like seven minutes, so...)

Jane Krakowski

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Jane Krakowski attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

Extremely, extremely, extremely reasonable.

Olivia Williams

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Olivia Williams attends The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

Let's all give Olivia points for being the only person who realized she might want to dramatically swoop into this event and dressed accordingly.

Damian Hurley, Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Damian Hurley, Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus attend The Olivier Awards 2026 with Cunard at the Royal Albert Hall on April 12, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

I continue to have many questions.

Cate Blanchett Headlines the Red Carpet Highlights of the Olivier Awards
But we've also got Tom Hiddleston! Rosamund Pike! Rachel Zegler! Etc! (You LOVE Etc!)

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