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Taylor Swift in Tamara Ralph

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 27: Taylor Swift attends the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

I don't always love what Taylor wears but this is VERY good on her. Simple, effective, elegant.

Raye in Georges Hobeika

Raye at the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards held at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Billboard via Getty Images)

This is VERY in her wheelhouse, but you know. Her wheelhouse is very pretty, so no complaints.

Chloe Bailey in Idan Cohen

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 27: Chloe Bailey attends the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

To me, she looks like she's in costume as an Egyptian goddess come to life in a 90s movie. Obviously, this is a compliment -- although that's a look that works only in very specific instances. Luckily, this is one of those instances.

Chloe Bailey in Idan Cohen

Chloe Bailey at the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards held at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by JC Olivera/Variety via Getty Images)

This is about what I expected from seeing the front.

Tiffany Nicole Ervin

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 27: Tiffany Nicole Ervin attends the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/WireImage)

She was -- is? I've lost track -- on Survivor. And she looks REALLY cute here.

Normani in Robert Wun

Normani at the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards held at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by JC Olivera/Variety via Getty Images)

Conveniently, you could also stab anyone who gets too close to you.

Aniya Harvey in Maria Harper

Aniya Harvey at the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards held at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Billboard via Getty Images)

This feels like the quintessential VMAs dress: Short, spangly, shiny. As it should be.

Haley Baylee (Kahil) in Marc Bouwer

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 27: Haley Baylee attends the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

This feels JUST sheer enough.

Sienna Spiro in custom Valentino

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 27: Sienna Spiro attends the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

She just won Best New Artist as I was typing this, so it's great that her team got her a custom Valentino. I kinda wish they'd gone with one fabric?

Paris Hilton in The Blonds and Nicky Hilton

Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton Rothschild at the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards held at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Billboard via Getty Images)

Paris looks like a Sexxy Robot who is the entertainment at a fundraising gala Nicky Hilton is attending.

Stella Lefty in Claire Pettibone

Stella Lefty at the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards held at Peacock Theater on September 27, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Billboard via Getty Images)

Sure! This is very pretty. It's very Keira Knightley Pride and Prejudice-coded, but there are worse references.

The Moonperson

"Moonperson" attends the MTV Video Music Awards at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles, California on September 27, 2026. (Photo by LISA O'CONNOR / AFP via Getty Images)

Ugh, again? HE ALWAYS WEARS THIS. Mix it up, dude!!

Taylor Swift Led the Parade of Metallics at the 2026 VMAs
There's a LOT of sparkle and spangle in here.

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