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# 30 Seconds to Fug: Jared Leto Goes Blond
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/30-seconds-to-fug-jared-leto-goes-blond-03-2015/
- Published: 2015-03-06T19:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2015-03-07T00:21:21.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

It is with heavy hearts that we report the premature demise of [The Return to Jordan Catalano](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugquiem-rip-jared-letos-hair-03-2015/).

[![jared leto blonde](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/jared-leto-blonde-hair-ffn_pfw_balmaincelebs_chp_030515_51670428.xml "Jared Leto")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2015/03/jared-leto-blonde-hair-FFN%5FPFW%5FBalmainCelebs%5FCHP%5F030515%5F51670428.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Instead, we have a cocktail comprised of Max Headroom, Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw, and every douche you have ever seen at a country club.

[![jared leto goes blonde](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/jared-leto-blonde-ffn_pfw_balmaincelebs_chp_030515_51670430.xml "Jared Leto ")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2015/03/jared-leto-blonde-FFN%5FPFW%5FBalmainCelebs%5FCHP%5F030515%5F51670430.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Nice try, but it's not working. LUPITA WILL NOT LIKE THIS, SIR. In fact, I'd venture to say she'll give you a big ol' Nyong'NO. So finish up this role, if that's what it's for, and go back to the Dark Side. Our eyeballs will be grateful.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]