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# 30 Years Ago Today, Melanie Griffith Wore Something HIDEOUS
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/30-years-ago-today-melanie-griffith-wore-something-hideous-08-2020/
- Published: 2020-08-18T19:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2021-08-19T18:57:44.000Z
- Description: Noteworthily so!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: *Flashback*, fugs, classic photos, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

I regret to inform you that this was at something called "the Ultra Slim Fast Offshore Grand Prix," where Don Johnson was RACING A POWERBOAT sponsored by a weight loss shake in the Hudson River.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-467205835-1597698085.jpg "Ultra Slim Fast Offshore Grand Prix (Powerboat Race)")

Truly, this is *love.*

###### \[Photos by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images\]