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# Met Ball Dramatically Played Carpet: Gisele Bundchen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/391412/
- Published: 2011-05-03T16:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-03T21:40:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_wenn3321230.jpg)

"Zzzzzz. Are you photographers going to sleep all day, or do you want a Brazilian wake-up call?"

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_113512074.jpg)

"I THOUGHT SO."

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_wenn3321229.jpg)

"Watch how the master does it, Dunst. I shove my T one way, my A the other, and let my mouth hang open like I might let you spelunk it. You think that's a Paris Hilton move? No. She stole it from ME."

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_113508869.jpg)

"Next, you thrust your pelvis at a greasy-haired athlete."

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_113512316.jpg)

"And then you SHOVE HIM ASIDE so you can get chinny with the air."

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_113508501.jpg)

And then you DRAG HIM BACK like a chin-tease."

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_113508390.jpg)

"And then you BREAK HIS NOSE."

## Gisele Bundchen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_113508889.jpg)

"And then you give him what he came for, because otherwise, he might make you pay for the hospital visit. It's just good manners."

[Met Ball Dramatically Played Carpet: Gisele Bundchen"Look at her. An actress. In a model's domain. BORING. Move your bundchen, sad future waitress, and let Gisele show you how it's done." \[Photos: Getty and WENN\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/giselebundchen_wenn3321230.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/391412-05-2011/)