Gisele Bundchen

"Zzzzzz. Are you photographers going to sleep all day, or do you want a Brazilian wake-up call?"

Gisele Bundchen

"I THOUGHT SO."

Gisele Bundchen

"Watch how the master does it, Dunst. I shove my T one way, my A the other, and let my mouth hang open like I might let you spelunk it. You think that's a Paris Hilton move? No. She stole it from ME."

Gisele Bundchen

"Next, you thrust your pelvis at a greasy-haired athlete."

Gisele Bundchen

"And then you SHOVE HIM ASIDE so you can get chinny with the air."

Gisele Bundchen

And then you DRAG HIM BACK like a chin-tease."

Gisele Bundchen

"And then you BREAK HIS NOSE."

Gisele Bundchen

"And then you give him what he came for, because otherwise, he might make you pay for the hospital visit. It's just good manners."

Met Ball Dramatically Played Carpet: Gisele Bundchen

"Look at her. An actress. In a model's domain. BORING. Move your bundchen, sad future waitress, and let Gisele show you how it's done." [Photos: Getty and WENN]