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# The Perfect Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/406402-06-2011/
- Published: 2011-06-03T20:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-03T05:16:18.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Okay, Hilary. I know you're just running an errand at the ATM, but if you can take the time to put on a blazer and pumps and a Chanel bag and fancy earrings, then you maybe need to hear something that your girlfriends are apparently too scared to tell you. So here goes.

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EVEN BRITNEY SPEARS STOPPED WEARING THOSE SHORTS. You do not want those sloppy seconds, Hil. Trust.

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