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# Fuglor Momfug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/578861-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-13T15:45:06.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-27T00:35:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

For a while, when they were coming up, I would confuse *Bridge to Terabithia*'s AnnaSophia Robb and Taylor Momsen. They look very, very similar to me. And so my theory on Josh Schwartz's new *Carrie Diaries* pilot, in which Robb takes on the Carrie Bradshaw role, is that perhaps the part would've been Taylor Momsen's to lose if she hadn't, you know, gone all Taylor Momsen on us.

Although let's be frank: This is actually better than everything she wore during her Fug Madness 2011 run.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142749755.jpg "Taylor Momsen")

Oh, Rapunzel. Go back to your tower. Am I the only one who'd LOVE to see her with a choppy bob, or maybe a pixie?

But we need to talk about the latest thing I'm afraid of with her. Specifically, that she will -- like so many young, pretty, and heavily made-up starlets before her, start dating this fellow event attendee:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142749858.jpg "Marilyn Manson")

Taylor Momsen Manson has a hilarious ring to it, but that is IT. Nothing else about it would be funny except that I guess they could share makeup boxes.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142734855.jpg "Taylor Momsen")

Wait, what?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142734862.jpg "Taylor Momsen")

Loincloth WHAT?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142734867.jpg "Taylor Momsen")

No, Taylor. Get up.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142734854.jpg "Taylor Momsen")

I SAID GET UP. WHY AREN'T YOUR PARENTS MAKING YOU GET UP.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142734847.jpg "Taylor Momsen")

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. ABORT. ABORT.

\[Photos: Getty\]