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# Well Played, Reese Witherspoon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/600551-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-29T20:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:38:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Cannes, Cannes 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Reese Witherspoon is one of those celebrities, like Angelina Jolie, who I think should be pregnant all the time because she looks great that way. Not that she doesn't look great otherwise, but she just wears it *so well*.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/145326810.jpg "Reese Witherspoon")](https://gofugyourself.com/600551-05-2012/mud-premiere-65th-annual-cannes-film-festival-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I *mean*. What a dish. In fact, it reminds me faintly of one of my all-time favorite Angelina Jolie dresses, when she was ripe with Knox and Vivienne [and dazzled everyone in green](https://gofugyourself.com/cannes-fug-carpet-well-played-05-2008?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- also at Cannes, actually. On the one hand, I'm surprised all these pregnant ladies are willing to spend so much time in France -- so much delicious cheese and wine they aren't supposed to eat! -- but on the other, how awesome when you can show your future child these pictures and be like, "See all these desperate models showing off their thongs? You and I looked better than ALL OF THEM."

\[Photos: Getty\]