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# Fugken
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/676151-11-2012/
- Published: 2012-11-13T22:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-13T08:00:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Again, I continue to be distracted by all the posters. "ROB YOU ARE MY LIFE NOW" is ... full of feeling. It's the "now" that gets me. I want to know what made that person decide, "Okay, screw it; before he was just a hobby, but NOW he is my life. IT'S TIME."

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/156282139.jpg "Maggie Grace")](https://gofugyourself.com/676151-11-2012/premiere-of-summit-entertainments-the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-2-arrivals-30?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Maggie Grace seems similarly bored with the actual fashion proceedings, and I don't blame her. Being in a Twilight movie, and at the premiere, as anyone other than The Big Three -- okay, The Big Three plus the other Cullens -- must be an exercise in humility. Because, through no fault of your own, NOBODY is there to see you. But Maggie, we see you. And we wish you, as a lovely lady with lots to offer besides an ability to have Liam Neeson rescue you from certain doom, had chosen something else. The pink lipstick is entirely too perky for a dress in that hue, and as much as I have established today and forever that I love that color... oy. The front is like a BeDazzled sneeze, and the skirt is trying to direct traffic up your birth canal -- which in addition to being logistically challenging, would be a most unwelcome surprise for you. That is not where one invites a traffic jam. Nor traffic, nor, traditionally, jam. Just to be clear.

\[Photo: Getty\]