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# FUGYE WEST
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/712741-01-2013/
- Published: 2013-01-24T22:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-24T03:32:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

"GUESS WHO? I'LL GIVE A HINT: I AM NOT ALLERGIC TO LINT AND I'M WORTH THE U.S. MINT AND RIGHT NOW I'M DOIN' A STINT WITH A WOMAN WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH KIMT, SORT OF, AND I'M HER KNIGHT IN WOOLEN ARMOR, HER HEROIC MASKED CHARMER, 'CAUSE HER HUSBAND IS A HATE-FARMER AND HE'S MESSING WITH HIS KARMA AND I REALLY WANT SOME SCHWARMA AND WHATEVER IT'S JUST REALLY COLD UP IN HERE AND I CAN'T FREEZE OFF MY NOSE BECAUSE I WILL NEED THAT SOMEDAY."

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