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# 9021Fug: Jessica Lowndes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/9021fug-jessica-lowndes-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-19T21:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-20T16:32:42.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I have to confess, I never thought it would be Jessica Lowndes who took our collective hands and dragged us back into 2006.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/124618pcn_premiere02.xml "Jessica Lowndes attends the Los Angeles Premiere Of Lionsgate Films 'The Prince' at the TCL Chinese 6 Theatre in Los Angeles")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

I guess that means we need to stay on the alert for sincerely crazy celebrity behavior including but not limited to: driving the wrong way down the freeway; "accidentally" flashing of bits; CAR-JACKING; head-shaving; real bad kitten heels; 36-hour Vegas marriages; a rash of romances amid the back-up dancers; a new Paris Hilton CD; a couple of sex tapes; jail time; and a celebutante reading prison-penned poetry on Larry King. I CAN'T WAIT.

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