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# Ben Platt, YOUR PANTS! WHY?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/__trashed-07-2019/
- Published: 2019-07-25T15:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-25T02:26:20.000Z
- Description: And other folks from The Politician.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Louis Vuitton, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

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Yes, TWO pants laments today already. I already told Joan she can come chuck me in a pond later; Ben, why don't you come, too? You can sing me into my watery shame.

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