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Annie Clark
90th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018
This is beyond comprehension. WHY do you want women to look like they are wearing GIGANTIC full sagging diapers? And that's just ONE problem.
Taraji P. Henson in Vera Wang
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Taraji P. Henson
90th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018
She called this "regal." I think we have different definitions of that word.
Lindsey Vonn in Siriano
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Lindsey Vonn
90th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018
I think the ONLY two whiffs in his 19-dress outing were on her. She must just like the weird stuff.
Frances McDormand
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Frances McDormand accepts the award for best performance by an actress in a leading role for "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri" at the Oscars, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles
90th Academy Awards - Show, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018
I had a whole rant here that got deleted, and wasn't that important anyway, so let's just say: This color looks too muddy.
Haley Bennett in Dior
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Haley Bennett
Arrivals - 90th Academy Awards, Hollywood, USA - 04 Mar 2018
Haley Bennett arrives for the 90th annual Academy Awards ceremony at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California, USA, 04 March 2018. The Oscars are presented for outstanding individual or collective efforts in 24 categories in filmmaking.
The neck seam. THE NECK SEAM.
Emily Blunt in Schiaparelli
90th Annual Academy Awards (Oscars) 2018 Arrivals held at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, California Featuring: Emily Blunt
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
Blurgh.
Nicole Kidman in Armani
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Nicole Kidman
90th Annual Academy Awards Arrivals Los Angeles USA 04 Mar 2018
This may be unpopular on the worst list, but I had to do it. The neckline, the hair, the giant lap pillow... it's all hilarious in a way that isn't complimentary.
Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton
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Emma Stone
90th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018
This partnership is making me queasy.
Maya Rudolph
90th Academy Awards (Oscars) - Arrivals Featuring: Maya Rudolph
Where: Los Angeles, Kalifornien, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
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Would I wear this? No. Would I give her all my money and move onto her commune? Solid chance.
Andra Day in Zac Posen
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Andra Day
90th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018
This is not Versailles, y'all.
Salma Hayek in Gucci
90th Annual Academy Awards (Oscars) 2018 Arrivals held at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, California Featuring: Salma Hayek
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
Speaking of too much...
Viola Davis in Michael Kors
90th Annual Academy Awards (Oscars) 2018 Arrivals held at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, California Featuring: Viola Davis
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
Oh, Viola. I love you. But the aggressive bra-seaming on this totally ruins the line.
Saoirse Ronan in Calvin Klein
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Saoirse Ronan
90th Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018
At last that one is otherwise fitted? This is a sad mess, like a burrito folded by someone who's never actually seen one before.
Camila Alves in Vivienne Westwood
The 90th Academy Awards arrivals Featuring: Camila Alves
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
Credit: Apega/WENN.com
This is the wedding dress you try on and think, "Well, okay, if I don't find anything I love, at least I won't have to be naked."
Allison Williams in Armani
90th Annual Academy Awards (Oscars) 2018 Arrivals held at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, California Featuring: Allison Williams
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
This ended up looking more dishwater than delightful.
