June 2007
Apparently this was in celebration of a Hannah Montana DVD release, although to my knowledge it was not called "Hannah Montana: Field Hockey Concert Jam."
August 2007
I feel like the tongue really WANTS to come out here for "High School Musical 2," but it might be intimidated by Zac Efron's eyes. Wherever they are.
August 2007
I'm thinking the peace sign was The Gateway To The Tongue, because the vigor with which she's celebrating this hand gesture really lends itself to thing rolling out of her mouth.
Aoril 2008
This was at "Idol Gives Back," so it's Philanthropic Tongue.
July 2008
This is Paparazzi Drive-Thru Tongue.
July 2008
This is I Want To Catch Flies During This Ride On The Santa Monica Pier tongue.
July 2008
This is "Hey Guess What, Hannah Montana And That Other Girl Are TOTALLY Secretly The Same Person, SUCKERS" tongue.
July 2008
This is TRL/GMA tongue, and it comes off like acronyms make her nauseated.
July 2008
Wait, never mind, this is TRL that same day and it's full-on enthused tongue. So perhaps it was just GMA that made her sick.
October 2008
This is "LA Fashion Week Is Bogus And Doesn't Demand Decorum" tongue.
March 2009
Post-Pilates tongue.
April 2009
This is "Pop Quiz: Am I Squishing A Dog Under My Arm Or Is It Just A Trick" tongue.
May 2009
This is Revlon Run/Walk tongue. A great time for tongue.
September 2009
VH-1 Diva tongue.
September 2010
LOL tongue. No, really. She was shooting that movie "LOL." Which I forgot existed until right this second. It might therefore also be "This Movie Is Balls" tongue.
March 2011
This is "I Can't Pay The Rent/You Must Pay The Rent" tongue.
December 2012
And now we have, as far as I know, the first post-makeover tongue.
February 2013
This is deeply subtle tongue.
February 2013
This is the tongue recoiling.
May 2013
Of all the times I'd have expected tongue, nay almost welcomed it, it'd have been the Met Ball that was rock-and-roll-themed. It's almost insane that we can't see it right now.
June 2013
This looks like she's got a very expensive choker/trach hole cover that is deterring anything from making an appearance.
July 2013
Celebrating Being On ITV tongue.
August 2013
"I'm Sticking Out My Tongue Internally Because We're So Dead To Each Other" tongue.
August 2013
Latex Lingerie tongue.
August 2013
"Gwen Stefani Is My Kidnapped Spirit Animal" tongue.
September 2013
"I Should Have Looked At This And Thought 'Oh My God Stop Doing That You Look Idiotic" tongue.
September 2013
Unspeakable tongue.
September 2013
"You'd Think Ol' Mom Here Would've Told Me A Few Things About Myself By Now" tongue.
September 2013
Parisian tongue. I'm sure she made a hundred Frenching jokes to her entourage.
October 2013
Today Show Super Mario Shroomtown Denim Diaper tongue.
October 2013
"Bangerz and Smashed" tongue.
October 2013
Such gentle tongue.
October 2013
Clothing Optional tongue.
November 2013
Weeping Animated Cat tongue. (Actually, apparently the Billboard Music Awards issued an edict similar to the Grammys, about what could be worn and what would be considered indecent, and so Miley wearing a bunch of, er, kitties, and siging in front of a giant crying one, was supposedly her making fun of that decree. Which makes me laugh.
November 2013
Perfunctory, exhausted tongue.
December 2013
Undoubtedly Hilarious And Never-Before-Made Jokes About Balls tongue.
December 2013
Going For Overkill tongue.
December 2013
Killing Overkill tongue.
December 2013
Killing Overkill, Exhuming Its Body, And Killing It Again tongue.