Ellen and Portia
Ellen looks fine, although I have to admit that every time I hear her voiceover in those Spectrum ads chirp, "the future is CRAZY FUN!" I start laughing really sarcastically. I do NOT know what is the deal with Portia's pants.
Chrissy and John
These two look nice and I like to think they're posing in front of this poster as a way of subtly saying, "this Restoration Hardware now has GIANT PORTIA DE ROSSI POSTERS, you guys." (Portia's hair does look fab in that pic, though.) (Also, I feel like I need to make sure that everyone who liked Chrissy's first cookbook knows that you can pre-order her second one now. I did!)
January Jones
This makes me laugh. JanJo looks like she literally wandered in after a day of shopping to get a lamp and is just happy that there's also passed apps.
Ellen Pompeo
Ellen's face looks how I feel.
Kris Jenner
Kris looks pretty good here DON'T @ ME.