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# A Deranged Amalgamation of People Wore Patterns to the 2022 VMAs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/a-deranged-amalgamation-of-people-wore-patterns-to-the-2022-vmas-08-2022/
- Published: 2022-08-29T17:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-29T17:37:37.000Z
- Description: Warning: You will NOT know some of these people.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, fugs, 2022 VMAs, Bode, Celine, Dior, Lirika Matoshi, Moschino, Oscar de la Renta, Paco Rabanne, Versace, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/patterns-at-the-2022-vmas/)

It is impossible to write this intro without sounding like Stefan. We've got classical pianists, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, people I cannot identity to the extent that they could easily rob me and get away with it, CHEECH AND CHONG????, the Catfish guy, and Zombie Bart Simpson. There was a moment where the PA announcer was enumerating the performers on the VMAs broadcast and I felt like I could have been having a stroke because what she was saying made *no* sense, it was just WORDS. I know I'm a middle-aged crone but that is a truly motley crew. (Motley Crue, however, did not attend.)

###### \[Photos: Matt Baron/BEImages/Shutterstock, Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock, Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for MTV/Paramount Global, John Angelillo/UPI/Shutterstock, Broadimage/Shutterstock\]