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# A Fug From The Top
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/a-fug-from-the-top-06-2013/
- Published: 2013-06-21T17:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:00:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35, Gwyneth Paltrow

To bastardize my own Twitter joke from the other day: NOOP, GOOP. NOOOOOOOP.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wenn20451476.xml "Gwyneth Paltrow")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=839231&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That. Is. Heinous. It's a glorified satin dickey that looks like it was made partially out of ruffled tennis underpants. Is it even *finished*? Are those special deodorizing armpit valances, soon to be sold exclusively on GOOP for $295 each in scents like "Artisanal lavender" and "Organic Alpine Wind" and, for an extra Benjamin, limited-edition "Free-Range Galapagos Mango Sandwich"? I can't.

\[Photo: WENN\]