A Gaggle of Hadids, Jenners, and Kardashians

Kendall Jenner

This was so unexpected on her that it almost feels like she's in disguise as someone else.

Kendall Jenner

Right? THIS lunacy is way more what I expect from Kendall. This romper is doing a wonderful job at basically NONE of the garments it is trying to be. I mean, the tank top part is pretty okay, I guess?

Kim Kardashian

I love the idea of her in a suit, with the wavy hair. But why does the suit ALSO have to be sort of wavy? Can't someone get this woman a good suit?

Kim Kardashian

I mean, no wonder she's taken to dressing up sweatpants.

Kourtney Kardashian

Calabasas, CA - Kim Kardashian supports Mason at his art class with Kourtney and Jonathan Cheban. Kim is wearing a grey sweatsuit paired with beige heels. Kourtney looks chic in all black wearing trousers and a blouse. The three joke around together while killing time. Pictured: Kourtney Kardashian BACKGRID USA 6 JUNE 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Absolutely the perfect outfit to wear while you and your sister and her hanger-on bestie hang around outside your son's art class.

Khloe

So at first this seems boring and normal and very OH WHATEVER, SURE...

Los Angeles, CA - Reality star Khloe Kardashian arrives at LAX to catch a departing flight out of town. Presumably Khloe is catching a quick flight up north to attend game 2 of the NBA Finals where her boyfriend Tristan Thompson is playing with the Cleveland Cavaliers against the Golden State Warriors. Pictured: Khloe Kardashian BACKGRID USA 4 JUNE 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

... but then you see the back, and how she's totally mucking up the lines of the jacket. I get not wanting to buckle the belt, but I'm not sure turning it into a metal ponytail that thwacks you every time you move is a great solution.

Kylie Jenner

... I'm guessing that thing was meant to go UNDER clothes.

Bella

NO BUT SERIOUSLY what are these things? And why do her pants have so many annoying strings? Her legs aren't black-tie maypoles.

Bella

I cannot imagine wanting those pants, or two purses -- much less one that hangs out right over my boob.

Bella Hadid

This top is see-through enough that you can see her nipples. And she wore it, apparently, to a bunch of meetings with designers. I guess if anyone is unfazed by nipples in the workplace, it'd be those people?

Bella

MAYBE without the coat this would have been okay? But that thing, even beyond its intentionally frayed edges, is unraveling before our eyes.

Bella

So very, very much fabric.

Bella

Either she's bludgeoned me into submission, or this is actually pretty cute on her.

Bella

She just got a Nike endorsement. Can Monistat be far behind?

Bella

And here she is posing in front of her own Nike billboard. She actually looks pretty good in this, too, if fairly charisma-free.

Gigi

This looks like raging bread mold.

Gigi

... Wait. BUTTON-ON chaps, which are further secured by tying her shoe straps around the ankles? HAS SOCIETY NOT YET REACHED ITS BLEAKEST LOW?!?

Gigi

I might not mind the giraffe pants if they went further down. And also maybe didn't have the giraffe.

Gigi

Better! Points for kicky eyewear.

Gigi

She seems to be hallucinating that life is one long Tommy Hilfiger runway show. Which, given that she's his co-conspiator on some things, maybe it is.