Nick Jonas in Armani

Look. The Jonas is much too young for me. But he looks very dapper in this and very handsome indeed. Mr Armani does know what he's doing in terms of menswear sometimes.

Elizabeth Hurley in Dsquared2

I think that Liz Hurley's style is getting a TINY bit stale -- I think she could stand to mix it up every now and then; she could pull off a lot more interesting looks -- but she looks generally fantastic. I need to use her eye cream.

Paris Hilton at Dsquared2

I think Paris could ALSO use a little bit of a makeover, but she ALSO looks basically really good. It's mean of Dsquared2 to make her sit in something so short, though. This -- as cute as it is! -- is as Standing Up Only dress.

Paris Hilton at Moschino

Don't ever say that Paris doesn't understand how to display that brand name.

Paris Hilton at Plein Sport

She looks good in this, AND I want to know more about that leather jacket. Good for you, Paris. Good for you.

A Grab-Bag of Celebs Are in Milan For Fashion Week Right Now

Which Fashion Week, you ask? It's Milan Menswear week, obviously, because we're working to get to a place where it's Fashion Week SOMEWHERE, 50 weeks out of the year. PS: By "grab-bag" I mean, "a high percentage of Paris Hilton who actually looks pretty good." [Photos: Fame/Flynet]