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# A Quantum of Fuglace: Gemma Arterton in Prada at the Olivier Awards
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/a-quantum-of-fuglace-gemma-arterton-in-prada-at-the-olivier-awards-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-16T15:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-15T19:37:24.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Like a lot of Prada lately, I find the fit and cut uninspiring.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484595349.xml "Gemma Arterton")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/04/484595349.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That seafoam color is nice on her, but this is doing to her chest what [Michelle Dockery's Prada did at the Emmys last year](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys-fug-carpet-michelle-dockery-09-2013/), and although that was unpopular of me, I could not get over it, and I can't here, either. It's like an ode to underwire, and it's tracing a really shallow W on her chest. A W for "Wuh?" and "Why?" and "Waaah."

But let's look at the hair:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484595361.xml "Gemma Arterton")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/04/484595361.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I don't think I can go on this journey with her. The Lady Bieber isn't something that needs to exist.

\[Photos: Getty\]