A Weekend of Oscar Parties Has Officially Begun

Zoe Saldana in Jonathan Simkhai

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 23: Actor Zoe Saldana attends the Cadillac Oscar Week Celebration at Chateau Marmont on February 23, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Cadillac)

Congrats to Zoe on her new baby. Those stories were all SO strange. They were all like, "She did not seem to be pregnant," and "Saldana, who had not previously looked pregnant..." Clearly they used a surrogate, but somehow no one has been able to lock that down...? I mean maybe by now they have, but when the news first broke it was pretty funny how everyone's response was as if they couldn't sort out what happened. Also this dress looks like an old frayed leather sofa from the 1980s.

Michelle Dockery in David Koma

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 23: Actor Michelle Dockery attends the Cadillac Oscar Week Celebration at Chateau Marmont on February 23, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Cadillac)

Hmm. She's trying something, but it looks a little droopy on her. I think the makeup isn't helping. There's something discordant about it all for me basically.

Naomi Watts

Aw, don't hide, Naomi. Your dress and your lipstic are really good.

Angela Sarafyan in Milly

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 23: Actor Angela Sarafyan attends the Cadillac Oscar Week Celebration at Chateau Marmont on February 23, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Cadillac)

I love that she rebounded from the naked dress with LOTS OF FABRIC.

Jessica Pare

This dress is REALLY good but I would love it more with a colorful shoe. My kingdom for a colorful shoe!

Mamie Gummer

But not THAT colorful shoe.

Matthew Morrison

I don't mind sportcoats with jeans, but I do think tux jackets look too goofy with them.