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# Aaron Sorkin's Tan Is In Paris Now
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/aaron-sorkins-tan-is-in-paris-now-10-2026/
- Published: 2026-10-02T15:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-02T01:47:06.000Z
- Description: For The Social Reckoning.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

JEREMY ALLEN WHITE: This haircut slaps. I almost look like a different person.

MIKEY MADISON: This *dress* slaps. Should I have put my hair back? I should, right? Damn.

AARON SORKIN: This *tan* slaps.

JAW: It's really... oh, a dude in the photo pen just called it Lightly Used Baseball Glove.

MM: I was thinking more Dad's Favorite Recliner.

JAW: If we're going with baseball, it's more Infield Dirt to me.

MM: Or Pumpkin Spice.

JAW: Toasted Breadcrumbs.

AS: You're all wrong! I asked for the George Hamilton setting.

JAW: Who's George Hamilton?

MM: Oh, I know, he's a Formula 1 racer, right?

JAW: No, that's Lewis Hamilton and George Russell.

AS: You DON'T know who GEORGE HAMILTON IS?

MM: ...

AS: He's in... you know, stuff!

JAW: Do *you* even know who George Hamilton is?

MM: I think he's made up.

AS: *The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing*! *The Strange Possession of Mrs. Oliver*! *The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington*! *Death Car on the Freeway*!! The classics!

MM: You Googled that just now.

AS: Look he's famous for being tan, okay? NOBODY knows anything he's been in! Other than a tanning booth. He's a LEGEND. He sold skin care and had tanning salons! He might have laundered money for Imelda Marcos?

MM: Imelda Marcos?

AS: You people need to learn your history. THIS will be YOUR social reckoning.

###### \[Photo: Lyvans Boolaky/WireImage\]