Erica Dasher

Those pants are just unfair. And that shirt is just... un. However, if I could get my hair to do that -- or, stay like it for longer than the first five minutes after styling -- I would be a happy lady.

Lucy Hale

NO. She would have been better off going out dressed as Aria, and yes, I say that even though Aria wore pants with different legs and rubber duckie shoes. At least when Mandi Line dresses her, it's flattering, even if it's wacky. Like sexy lunacy. This is just pantalunacy. How can she walk in those? It's like having your shoelaces untied, multiplied by a thousand.

However, her hair ALSO looks cute. I will say this: None of these people are having problems with their heads.

Chelsea Kane

These are like the bastard child of Erica's and Lucy's trou. (Troux?) I can't. That perfectly cute blouse deserves more.

Shailene Woodley

Man, it is a pantsapalooza up in here. This is the best of all of them, but to me, on this girl, who had that kind of access to interesting clothes this year, it all kind of says, "I'm tired. Please leave me alone."

Melissa Joan Hart

OH BOY. Nothing good comes from relying on one teeny load-bearing string. Just ask that dude from Madonna's halftime show. I don't want to know where his calluses are.

Troian Bellisario

I would have liked this better with more color contrast, maybe? I think it's entirely possible this is fine, but that it's also kind of a thud considering how much more interesting Spencer's wardrobe is on Pretty Little Liars, and how Troian actually sells all of it so well.

Shay Mitchell

This is totally cute, though. Also, man. Shay Mitchell is so pretty that it hurts sometimes.

Sutton Foster

I really like Sutton Foster -- she is INSANELY talented but doesn't seem quite as TA-DAAAAAA as Kristen Chenoweth can be sometimes. But something about this leaves me cold, or at least lukewarm, or that strange hot-chilly feeling you get when you go to them gym and then come back and get sucked into some work and realize half an hour later that you still haven't showered.

Katie Leclerc

Unfug this up, y'all: The color is amazing. The belt looks like an attempt to add interest that ultimately failed, because it's hanging there as limp as a wet gym sock (can you tell that perhaps I, in fact, am writing this after going to the gym and forgetting to shower?). Those shoes in that color only seem present to give the belt a reason for being. How could they have jazzed this up with different accessories? GO.

Alexandra Chando

Love the turquoise bracelet with this, but the whole outfit SCREAMS for fun shoes. I wonder how Katie Leclerc's would've looked. They might not have been right, but they'd have been something.

Vanessa Marano

And, Vanessa. This is as basic as it comes: tight, black, peep-toed shoes. But then again, considering the PANTS EPIDEMIC that was raging around her cohorts, she may have gotten off easy by playing it safe.

ABC Fugily

For as much as y'all know we are obsessed with about 95 percent of the shows on ABC Family -- seriously, the sign language scenes on Switched At Birth are more affecting than almost anything on TV right now, although they have GOT to stop putting up those post-commercials graphical bugs over the subtitles -- I have deep concerns about the styling advice being doled out behind closed doors. Look at poor Erica Dasher up there, for starters. She looked like a million bucks at Fashion Week (and seems very friendly, which is always nice), but then out she goes on the promotional tour, and she ends up in this overly froofy thing and then... those PANTS, plus a shirt that looks like it's jonesing for Happy Days, and not one of the good episodes. [Photos: Getty]