Cobie Smulders in Reem Acra
ABC seems very excited about Stumptown, her new show, based on a graphic novel about a gritty cop with unorthodox methods (or something)(you know -- God Damn She's Messy And Yet She's Somehow Good At What She Does). I have notes here. One, the eyeshadow makes her orbs look like they sting. Two, there is no reason that I can think of for this to be two pieces. Three, the bows on the shoulders are a twee touch too many.
Taran Killam
I do appreciate that Taram went for an interesting shoe, but it's not the interesting shoe for THIS outfit.
Allison Tolman
I love her. I've said this before, but Allison was brilliant on Good Girls, which my DVR stopped recording for some reason and so I only got four episodes into season two. But episode three, “You Have Reached the Voicemail of Leslie Peterson," is fantastic, and Allison was great in it, and I'm sad she didn't get some kind of guest Emmy nod for it. I will follow her to this new show even though I am FULL UP on conspiracy mysteries right now.
Jack Falahee, Amirah Vann, Conrad Ricamora
Well, How To Get Away With Murder is ending, and I will miss these three on my TVs. I can't remember Jack's character name right now because my brain is fried, but he and Conrad together are my favorites, and Amirah was a good addition. Her dress here rocks. I also like Conrad's suit, but his shirt says, "Democracy Will Break Your Heart," and... yes, of course, but that's no reason not to keep trying it, Conrad!
Tamron Hall
Tamron will glue the pieces of our shattered hearts back together, I just KNOW it.
Tika Sumpter
That wig shape is not flattering on Tika, but that jumpsuit is surprisingly good on her. The orange lip helps.
Kim Raver
She has great taste in day dresses.
Camilla Luddington
Her shoes have colorful beads on the ties, and THAT is a nice touch.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
This is... such a distance from his dreamy bearded self in Pitch.
Katy Mixon
Those shoes don't look comfortable, AND don't go well with this.
Diedrich Bader, Meg Donnelly
Someone please tell her to stand up. She did NOT bring the right dress for low hugging.
AJ Michalka
What an avant-garde catering company they've hired!
Emma Kenney
She plays Darlene's daughter on The Conners, and she is GREAT casting for an offspring of Sara Gilbert. (I am neutral on the outfit but the shoes are a great grey.)
Richard Schiff
... Huh. This reminds me that I have no memory of how The Good Doctor ended.
Michael Ealy
He's so handsome. He ALSO matched his tie to the backdrop, which is advanced psychic dressing.
Chris Randone and Krystal Nielson
These two. He was the WORST on his various Bachelor/ette In Paradise seasons. They just got married, so I assume ABC trotted them out to be like, "LOOK, THE PROCESS WORKS!" (They met on Paradise.) But he is a grown man who referred to himself as Goose and The Goose without also being in Top Gun, so I cannot co-sign him.
Hannah Brown
Poor Hannah B, sucked in by a loser. Apparently Tyler C. did drop by her house, but yada yada long distance too much has happened yada, he might now be dating or at least hanging out with Gigi Hadid? It has to suck to have snoozed and lost on that guy. ANYWAY, she looks nice, but the plastic shoe epidemic has hit her hard.
Poppy Montgomery
Oh, NO, it got Poppy, too. NO ONE IS SAFE.
Oh, the irony of a foot tattoo decrying fear, when those shoes strike it right into my heart.