Brad Garrett, ABC president Channing Dungey, Leighton Meester, Jake Choi

They're all in Single Parents. (Well, Channing is not.) Which looks really terrible, I have to say -- lots of outdated jokes and Brad Garrett spouting uber-macho stuff. Leighton Meester looks super in this dress, though, and she's back to being a brunette. Everything's comin' up Meester.

Jaina Lee Ortiz

She is so good on Station 19, but not so much at Styling 101. I would advise against wearing something that looks like your vagina is a fabric factory that went on strike before finishing.

But, I appreciate a dramatic earring.

Danielle Savre

I LOVE all the red with this, but the whole design looks crooked. Like a hanky that reacted oddly to the dryer.

Hayley Orrantia

Girl, your bouquet is wilting.

Kim Raver

This is so lovely.

Camilla Luddington

Okay, I'm ready for some more exciting shoes, everyone. Let's make a resolution.

Lindsay Price

Her hair is preventing us from seeing the dress straps, but the rest of it looks SO droopy that I'm going to go ahead and cry HOIK.

Ali Wong

This is entirely too much of that fabric, It should be a handbag. 

Katy Mixon

American Housewife does really well and I have never seen a single frame of it. Katy's red suit is good, though. 

Frankie Muniz

Hey, it's Malcolm in the Middle! Wearing... a leopard print shirt, but in the sense that it's a print of a bunch of leopards. Huh. Props for effort? It's actually the jacket I would get rid of, frankly.

Liza Weil

Is this black and navy? And do her shoes have built-in therapeutic foot braces?

Mary McCormack

I want to re-think... almost all of this.

Nathan Fillion

That's simple but it works.

Jenifer Lewis

And that's just straight-up snazz. But mostly because of her energy.

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Thanks, ABC.